terrorzor

lol so last night i was just dling shit, and then i go to take a piss

this was like 3am makign th most of off peak dls lol

lol so after i take a piss, oh mayb ei was drinking water since it was n biliion degress celcisuu lo and i was full dehydrating. anyways

i was walking back to my room when i see this huge mother fucking spider the size of like a flat tennis ball, and it was just above my fuckign door like it was guarding it or like about to attack it or some shit. like it was in its spread eagle 8-leg-out gangster position posing for whatever the fuck. and i was just like OH DAM.

lol it was too late to wake up my dad to catch it. so i was like fuck this. fuck you. i will accept the beauty of nature for now.

so i take a runner and jump through my door frame, so i spend minimal time under the looming monster, and close my door very carefully, even though that woudl just make my room hotter lol.

so i fell asleep paranoid, like every few minutes i'd look around at my wall to check whether the spider entered, or wahtever.

lol

and i was very alert to sounds, so that i could tell my parents to catch it when they woke up.

indeed i did not get much sleep from my alertedness lol.

the worst thing is

when i woke up, and asked my dad if he could see it. he said no!

i was like OH MOTHER FUCKER. A STRAY GIANT IN My house. it could like crawl up to me any second, especially since its a hot day, and my exposed sensitive skinn will definitely feel any contact. made, and just flinch at the instant of any irregular movement. which is pretty annoys lol.

but yeh i couldn' ifnd it either, and now i sit here in terror, ravaged by the thoughts of the cute little creature which doesn't mean any harm, and in fact kills flies and mosquitoes for me, clearing my life of such annoyances,

so yeh.

btw today is a blue moon i.e. second full moon in a month (first one was on 2nd dec). this is due to the time differences between lunar and solar calendar. pretty sick.

the last one was back in 1990.

let me rephrase the last one that happened on nye was 1990, ythey happen 2. 5 years on average

http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2009/29dec_bluemoon.htm?list162420

lol

wednesday week already!

lol leaving on wednesday week
wtff!!!!?!?!?!?
lol
epic unreadyness.
must do research.
must make money lol..
lol
must do research....
lol. hmmm start now.

ocean blue

any1 up for clubbing nye @ ocean blue ?

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=199240036811&ref=mf

holla.

jinn, simon, henry, i can give ALL of you guys a lift to the place.

just let us know.

jinn, ask jason and co.

merry christmas!!!!

lols
yehhh
hope your christmas stocking is filled with goodies.
and yeh lol

apology

my dear brethrens:

sorry about today's outburst at rooftop bar. I just had too much shit on my mind, and the last week has been very hard on me, even though it doesn't look like it. Therefore, I sincerely apologise and hope all is forgiven !

Peace out my homies !

HELL YEAH !

THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME !!!!!

fedex!

So my camera was meant to reach my hands today.
it got halfway there, it reached my doorstep, BUT WENT BACK. BECAUSE NOONE WAS HOME.
o m g.
so i was epic zzzed.
i came home from work all like excited
and anxious and
like a fat kid waiting to eat his birthday cake.
but alas!
there was no birhtday cake.
and so i walked to my room sadly with my tail between my legs.

fedex left some form saying that noone was there to receive the deliever,
one option was for them to deliver again, which they woudl do tomrorow, and if i miss out tomorrow and on the day after when they made their third deliever, they would like keep it for 7 days at the office joint in like laverton and i'd have to get it myself.
lol
so on the back of the form was some thing allowing me to give consent that i accept the responsibility if shit happens to it, if they just leave it on my doorstep, which i obivously signed.
and they will see it tomrorw, and leave me my treasure. :D
lol
and since noone knows my address, NOONE CAN STEAL IT.
which is perfectly logical.
so it will come tomrorow.

and i will play with it like i would play anything with an erotic caliber

i await my delicious cake.

Random#

sharing is caring #2

this is also one of my favourite songs:

Love is not a victory march
It's a cold and it's a broken

sharing is caring

i'd like to share this song.

ate shit

fuck rainy day. round about.

riding downhill too fast.

ate shit.

i'm alive.

friday

so whats going on this friday.

preferred time please

camera

my camera is coming lol
i ordered it
and it is coming

actually i ordered on monday
but its coming anyway, the payment got processed today.
lol
i devirginated my online purchasings on that day.
so i was a bit nervous
anyhow
yeh

noooo lol

On this sunny morning, my japanese tutor left the country!
oh how sad i am lol
nevertheless, there has been a change in her career plans and she claimed on saturday(our last meeting) that she would return in another year, which made me quite happy lol.
she left me with her email, which is indeed very cute (not tb) lolol
and i shall brush up my japanese to impress her when she returns :D lol
lol at me

results released! (save for the arts one lol)

ugly
ugly almost as bad as my first year first sem results.
disappointedd
when i expected so much more lol.
well gues i'll have to think of a new strategy lol.

Semester 2 results bans & exemption process..

Dear student,

I am writing to let you know that a ban on releasing results has been implemented.

This means that there may be some delays in getting your semester two results to you.

The results ban has been implemented because the University’s senior management has
ignored staff concerns over excessive workloads, job insecurity, high student-staff
ratios, insufficient teaching resources, and many other issues that affect both
staff and students. 

For years, class sizes have increased, lecturers and tutors have had less time to
devote to students, and numbers of front-line service staff have been reduced. 

The ban is part of a campaign of legal industrial action to try to improve
conditions on campus. Its primary purpose is to impact on university administration.

The results ban is supported by the National Tertiary Education Union, Melbourne
University Student Union, and the Graduate Student Association. Carla Drakeford,
President of the Student Union, has explained why the ban is necessary: 

"Issues affecting University academics and staff are those which trickle down and
affect students. Teaching quality, over-crowded class rooms and tutor availability
outside of class times are all serious issues that can be fixed by a decision of the
University to increase staff wages and create a more positive working environment,
free from voluntary redundancies."

The results ban is a last resort, and it comes after a lengthy period of stalled
negotiations between staff representatives and senior management.

Please be assured that no student will suffer serious disadvantage or hardship as a
result of this legal industrial action. To ensure that students who need their
results before the ban is lifted (e.g. for reasons to do with employment,
visas/immigration, or other issues affecting student welfare), a joint staff and
student Exemptions Committee has been established. If you believe you could be
disadvantaged by a delay in receiving your results, please visit
http://universitybargaining.com.au/students/melbourne/ 

*** Any student who can demonstrate a genuine need to get their results on time will
be exempted from the ban. ***

There is more information about why this ban is necessary, and the form to apply for
an exemption, at the website.

We sincerely hope that the ban will be lifted very soon once negotiations
recommence, and we will keep you informed of any developments.





lol only for the arts subject

advertisements

So its a great idea and all to have a new form of advertising on something moving, like a bus, i mean it moves around, everyone can see it.
BUT its not so great for the person inside when the ad covers the whole bus side including window and what not. thus distorting your vision.
vision for those sexy ta's that you think are ta's but are not sure if they are, but they very well could be.

PASSED GINNERS

results are out!!! PASSED EVERYTHING YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

we are all gambling!

lol
at what the more info bit says
lol cheating for asians is part of gambling!!
lol
btw the subtitles is wrong its meant to be lowest score wins

anyways
i was thinking
everyone is gambling.
or lets say living with risk.
risk of what? risk of death.
i live today thinking i can do something tomorrow because i will still be alive to do it.
i live today thinking i can do something in the future because i will still be alive to do it then.
but if i die tomorrow, then i can't do it, so i lose! lol well lose is a very loose term, but yeh
now although it is a slim risk, there is still the risk.
if i die before i have done what i wanted to do, well it doesn't really matter since im dead, and i don't believe in retaining my conscience after death; but the underlying thing is that today i gambled with myself, saying i'll do this later, hoping I will still be able, still have the chance to do whatever it is i wanted to do.

no i am not emo in case you wonders lol.
i was just thinking lol

anyway
at the same time
one can say that
thats life, nothing is for certain anyways, and if your relgious, it'll just be yeh whatever it was meant to be or what not.

but also we cannot ignore other factors, i mean there are obivously reasons why we delay things; timing being one of them. Timing like buying stocks or timing when to go holidays, things which can't be done right now, well can be, but there may be factors preventing your conscience from being at peace such as money and environmental issues.
and thus we push forward what we do.
but with that push foward, we are again taking the risk that the stocks will be cheaper to buy, the holidays prices will be cheaper, the weahter will be nicer, the "timing" will be more right.
we are in fact taking a risk with every decision.
i mean even if i bought something now, i'd be taking the risk that, oh yeh it won't get any cheaper/i won't be able to get my hands on thsi next time etc.

i think it relates to your goals and shit.
if you are not goal oriented, annd just "living" thats also fine, but maybe thats a loophole, coz in that way you won't be taking any risks. because your just "living" and not aiming for something, which can be changed by time.
but "living"... lol thats another tangent
back to this time thing.
this morning i was doing stances for training,
and god it pained and tired, and the watch was ticking, and i was counting the time, it was like for a minute. anyway, i was counting: 18,19,20, . (silence) ; where the fuck is 21!!!!! at that very moment i was like OMG!. but right after that 22 came back, and that made me think lol
my reaction towards the sudden impediment in the "time", lol this disucssion can go a long way . nah fuck it lol cbb.

anyway
see right ther, i just took the risk that i would have an opportunity to talk about 'time' again, sometime later in the future, the risk that i won't forget!, but if it was that important then i wouldn't forget, and that also links to goals and aims.
but that has some dirty link with the infamous "purpose of life" lol
which is just too murky to touch.
but yes, enough of thinking for now, im going to watch some stephen chow lol

hooray for service/food standards

there's this restaurant on russell called noodle kingdom, and like the shit is pretty cheap, like 8 dollars for a big bowl of yummy noodles
but when i went to order my wonton noodles, not only did the fuck up the order making me wait like forever , i.e. when everyone else had finished their meal, but when i actually got it the meal there was a 2mm bug in the soup. i was just like LOl. like i didn't even spot the bug. LOl it was quite lol
FAIL.
luckily i wasn't that hungry, and i didnt' end up eating there lol.

the plus is that i saved money and gained experience in the knowledge of dirty places.

lawl of a day

so today was ordinary, 5;30 wake up work what not.

and i went home early today.

so like i was bored shitless at home, and went to chaddy.

since anh was at chaddy and it was vip night i was like yeah w/e right next door lets go.

and so i was going home at like 7;30pm

and then something very LAWL happened. It was fucking packed right, and there were cars waiting everywhere in the carpark, and i was strutting back to my car, waving my shopping bag (singlet involved). and Was all happy and shit.

LIke whistling and then

AND THEN...

(I love building climaxes)

this car packed with fobs approached me... saying in mando

"Hey this dude is going home !!! LETS FOLLOW HIM !!!!"
and i had deja vu like this was back in china, and i was like damn fucking china, i love my motherland.

and then i snapped out of my deja vu and i was like ok, and then this fucking chick, who was worse than average looking fob, got out of the fucking car, and started walking next to me.

and said in broken english (derrr) "hi, are you going home" and im like yes i am thank you very much lady, and she was like "my friend want to park in your spot" and i was like errr...

and then she got out her phone and started calling her friend and was like "he is going forward, hurry and drive forward, drive past safeway, further further" and she kept talking while i kept walking and i was like damn wtf is this awkward situation i got myself in "pulp fiction" reference.

anyway i'll continue this later
part 2 tmr

wooot

so exams aactually finished.
lol
i am fair happy with the exam papers, they were sorta what a studied.
and yeh lol. yesterday, my last exam, was one of the best, all the tute quetions came up besdies some random theory which i wtfed, hopefully 80+ for exam score.
so yesteryday i went kb, and because i had exam i drank mnost of my water, and they didnt' have refillables, so being the cheap person i am, but i was really thirsty, i went to state after training to get refill of waterlol
the alternative woudl have been to spend like $2+ on like water. like no. im not breaking my notes, and didn't bring my coin pouch.
so i went to state.
and apparently your nto allowed to leave bags unattended!!! like dudeee
so the guy told me offf for leaving it on the green couches, im just like oh im getting my friend, blatantly holding a drink bottle in that hand, but of course evidence of friend getting with my phone out.
he's like no.
im like . dam you
so i go into the locker room, and as if im gonna pay 1 dollar
to get water.
lol
so i put my bag on one of the seatsat the tables in the loker room. one with like 3 people on it.
that way its less likely it'l get stolen. unless someone is pscyhologically brilliant, and knows everything. which is unlikely.
but yeh then i go in to fill my bottle; forcing me to lie again! yes, i put my bag in a locker. lol fucking dumbass.
oh but the water was freakn good. lol
nice and chilled. perfect for thirsty bodies.
i was quite satifsied, and i just made my bus after that.
was fantastic.

M W

lols

lol eavesdropping ftw not really.

riding the bus home from uni, where i borrow my overnight loan book everyday,
i was reading my text book with my ipod earphones listening to music, but it wasn't very high volume, i can still hear stuff happening.
lol
so these two chicks came on and sat at the back.
my first realisation of their conversation was this.

A: "hey i heard rumours about that sarah chick being a slut"
B: "mm yeh she is a slut"
A: "yeh she's a slut"

i was just like LOl.
such a stupid conversation
and then they went on to talk about random shit. lol but its funny. its the kind of conversation that i would make f0r humour purposes lol.

rant

I'm not a ranter but I have an exam tmr morning and i haven't studied all week due to work, early mornings but the worst of all... my right eye.

MOother fucker i have some kind of allergy on my right eye, and theres shit growing under my eyelid, and its swollen as fuck. its swollen so much i can't open my right eye at all now, The eyelid is too heavy for me to lift, and it hurts and its painful and sometime it itches and itst completely fucking me up bro.
I'm too lazy to apply for special consideration and I can't be fucked doing my exam at a deferred time, so like fuck this I'm just going to man tomorrow's exam and if I fuck up I'll just rage.

But ye my eye is fucked, every1 looks at me weird and shit, and I'm like wtf are you looking at..... ASSHOLE. Actually seroiusly my eye is fucking LOl its so swollen its like fucking LOL dude.

This is one of those stupid situations from Pulp Fiction.

Stupid, random, hilarious, cringeworthy situation.

fuck this situation. FTS.

lol failed headphones

i haven't used my headphones in a while, because its been so hot, and like i'm not gonna tka ethem to my exam with me, but last time i was using them, it suddenly started being weird, like the right ear kept cutting out on sound, i had to adjust the wires near the plug, by just pulling it on different angles lol. and i was like wtfffff.
but yeh, seems to be playing tricks.
so today i thought it'd be all nice and stuff.
but NO, it did the same thing.
lol
so now i have to abandon them, because they are no longer of musical quality to my ears.
lol

1 for D PHOENIX

EPIC Lol

EDIT:
OMG I JUST REALISED A CONNECTIOn
ITS FRIDAY THE 13TH and THE MEAL WAS 13 DOLLARS
OH MY LORD.
BLESS THEE.


today we were gonna go to our renowned lygon st restaurant, and well we did.
BUT
well the events unfolded like this.
we arrive there, then we wonder whether to sit inside or outside, hrm.
we end up sitting inside coz its cooler (according to the lady)
she puts the menus down. as per usual we are like yeh don't need to look at the menu. 10 dollar parma yeh ftw. whateverr
and then jack the noob decides to look at the menu to be.. who knows why he looked at the menu lol.
and then its like hey they changed the prices. obiovusly we think its one of those lame jack jokes, but then my super vision saw something that wasn't 10.00 and so i opened my menu, and was like :O
lol
lol
major :O
THIRTEEN DOLLARS BITCH.
for our chicken parma.
our trademark meal can no longer be bought due to random price increase ( and it coudln't have been due to inflation, since some items on the menu were same price.. however most increased also)
like WTF!!
we were just liek wtf.
so then we decide to decide on what to eat.
lol
so what DO we eat? if theres no parma?
lol
yes good quesiton
we spent like 20 minutes looking
for cheap stuff.
lol
epic man.
fuckgin epic
waitress comes up to us a few times asks us if we want drinks and shit lol
like eh no. you just upped your fucking prices, why would we even want to spend more.
lol
so we just sit there pondering
lol
pondering
away
lol
and pondering.
on and on.
until we decide pasta is the cheapest thing.
lol
lol
so i order a 9.50 entree sized universal(sauce) gnocci. oh how very entree sized it was. perhaps spending 2.50 extra for main woudl have been better. simon gets main size coz he didnt' believe in entrees, and duc entreed coz we're all saving money. jack decides to get the parma. lol
when he usually gets his steak. lol(rich)
THIRTEEN DOLLARS
THATS LIKE 30% price increase :O
:O:O:O:O
lol
zomgs.
lol
epic weird situation, we actually choosing.. taking time to choose something from the menu.
lol
epic
and so i think that will be the
LAst
time
i set foot inside that restaurant.
lol
i had a nice time in there.. when the things were of better value.
but thats what consumerism is all about isn't it. better value and stuff lol.
.
sif up the prices lol.

meet up tmr

simon is down.

6pm dinner !?!?!

jinn ok with that ?

henry?

please reply ta

1st exam

After my first exam, that is globasliation, which was so freakn abstract. but i still wrote up fair amount of crap which id unno how it'll go. i really dunno.
anyway, after it i was on the bus on the way home, and i think i saw a ufo
LOl
thats right.
i think i saw an unidentified flying object, i was just about to enter the eastern freeway via hoddle st, and to my left, in the sky was this roudn object which was reflecting light pretty well. i wondereed what it was.
it could've been a plane at a weird angle. but i'd like to bleieve it was a ufo. means im special and stuff lol. but i only saw it then, coz once the bus made the corner and stuff, there was too many obstructions in my way, so i coudlnt' see anything.

hopefully they blessed me with super powers or something.
lol

and more

Spider in the toilet

gg 2am and theres a damn spider in the toilet the size of a 20c piece at least. obviously cant go there till tomorrow morning, the spider obviously owns that area for now. hopefully its dead by the time i wake up so i can go to the toilet again.

Do you know what the fuck I'm saying

omg burns

lol stupid global warming and its hot days lol. killl me.

my friend told me he'll pick me up at 845 today for a perforamnce instead of training .and i was like wow. ok. 845! normally its at 945.
so lastnight i tried to sleepwell.
But NOOOOO. too freakn hot.
just rolled around.
like lieterally
rolling onm my bed, off my bed onto the wood bit (which was much cooler, but ,much more uncomforotable), and back on.
and then rolling vertically up and down. (this one was less helpful)
and just did not sleep. heat.
so then i get up and all
and then get to training hall and they say we;'re going to nagambie.
thatsright.
NAGAMBIE.
thats like 121 km from melbourne (accordign to road sign). iwas lik e wtf.
lol
major wtf.
lucky the performamnce was shor and iwasm't in the lion. would've ,melted.
lol anyway that was like 1 and a hafl hour
trip to and back. lucky we got free lunch (well they bought us lunch) lol.

and then come home.
watch a movie.
AND THEN A FUCKGIN POWER CUT comes.
omg.
global warming.
i don't believe you.
lol
that was for like 40 minutes. in that time i took a shower. and walked outside to feel the same heat as my house. lol. dam people with aircons.

interesting thing about globalisation lol

so in my lecture slide i saw this interesting block of colours lol

have a read of the things
its quite lolers.

no more jap tuition next year!

Today my tutor tells me that she will be leaving in mid december, back to Japan. i was like :O .
coz it was quite :O . and shes not coming back!!!!
how terribles.
so I'm just gonna have mass classes between now and then.
lol
zomgs.
lol
no more happy days...
well now i have to go and buy her a leaving present... what to get?//???

melbourne stuffs lol

melbourne's winter streets.
yes there is snow in melbourne!
actually i don't know.

woo apartment parties lol

random pic also from a while ago.

lol
i feel so demotivated right now.
i should really do some stuff

weekend before swotvac!

lol a while ago, i took this photo at chadstone it was on one of those computers where you pay to use.
was quite the lol.
not that i'm implying im gaming.
i've been watching movies lol

last day of the last semester of the second last year of uni

this week i attended all my classes
all 14 contact hours
i am quite proud of my achievement
considering my extremely early starts, and late stayings studying ( actually studying, and no napping!)
lol quite the productive week
prepping myself for exams.

one of the lame exams will be globalisation, the abstract, artsy fartsy subject, which is gonna say im not addressing the question. lol
i dislike art subjects, because i am unable to articulate my point properly lol.
i have been wondering lately why arts degrees are available, and why melbourne uni was gonna close down the arts faculty even when their arts faculty was one of the best (dunno from what source). but yeh all they can do is become scholars about their particular subject. oh i guess thats where most of our media comes from as well. and then theres like people who have discourse about issues of the world. like climate change. lol but most of it is linked to stuff. lol hrmm i would much like to know lols

reenrolment!

Being the kid with a high initiative, i decided to re-enrol when enrolment began yesterday
today they send me approval.
which means i will be doing uni next year!
yes!

Sem Subject                              Lvl  Location        Points  I/E
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
1   110338 Chinese 5A                     3                    12.50   E
1   316316 Basic Econometrics             3                    12.50   I
1   325332 Chinese Business and Economy   3                    12.50   I
1   333302 Corporate Finance              3                    12.50   I
2   110334 Chinese 5B                     3                    12.50   E
2   325325 Governance and the Internation 3                    12.50   I
2   333301 Investments                    3                    12.50   I
2   333309 Derivative Securities          3                    12.50   I

lol funzor.

relief from stresss

so like
inbetween studying chinese.
and because today is the last day of my dl limit.
im mass dl.
mass dl what?
movies?
drama?
well movies are relatively large, i can do that during non-peak periods.
drama? yeh but i only get one link, like megaupload or sendpsace. and that can last forever.
SO WHAT IS IT that is in so much demand?

porn.

:D
..
how do i insert gifs... lol
hrm.
oh well
anyway.
mass dl
coz i get links from everywhere, like MU, SS, HF, RS, MF, and just go hard! i even got a torrent running lol
lol
mass testoterone levels at work.
boom boomboom.
all the rush of blood.
is great for a days learning





edit:
but some porn is so . fucking bad lol

INK PACT

JACK

JINN

we had a pact to get inked. And which we did. Jinn my brother from another mother and Duc my vietnamese brother from another country's mother. May the pact live on !!!!

hey, last dinner tmr before exams !?!?!?

or is everyone too busy !??!

and i thought we could hit this

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object3/988/28/n151504587949_3463.jpg

for some cheap drinks and then bail ?????

i will never get to this point

LOLOLO fast forward to 26 seconds, it freezes until then.

ixus 90 ON THE BAY !!!!

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Canon-IXUS-90-IS-Digital-Camera_W0QQitemZ280412194746QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAU_Digital_Cameras?hash=item4149de87ba#ht_500wt_1182

IT WAS TOO DARK

lolololol ~!!!

LOL its in English. ENJOY.

and check out

www.mysterygoogle.com

lol

lesson learnt

some nice noble citizen returned it.
now i just have to go get it lol.

full like 12 hours of emoism lol

lol the world hates me

i lost my wallet again
on the bus again
but this time i was stupid. it wasn't in my pockets when i got off, and i was looking aroudn teh bus.
why the fuck didn't i stay on and look longer.
what the fuck
fucking dumbass.

chines orals lols

today i was meant to do my chinese oral, but then didn't end up doing it AGAIN lol.

lol
well luckily
next topic
for oral
is
...
either
1. talk about our favourite chinese song lyrics
2. Talk about our favourite chinese actors or singers
LOL
i completely lol.
well we plan to choose the latter
twill be a lol presentation.

globalisation blog finished!

LOl yes! i finally finished my globalisation blog
lol
fuckzor
and yeh as predicted i went over. 2381, for 2000 word limit. whatevers lol
5 posts, and like 13 comments
lol
now the only assessment besides exam i have to do is my chinese oral presentation!
lol
zzzlols.
and ih ave to study
lol
cant wait till the wekeend,
oh btw i got a table for taboo

zzzz booking

man booking for a place should be done EARLIER lol
universal says they have many bookings for saturday, and have to reply me tomrorw.
like z.
lol
and im doing 2 sepearte booings too (to evade their group menu shit lols)
what a lameo

ride #1

Lol i just went for a ride on my nice bike, after changing the seats with my old one.
yeh my old seat is definitely more comfortable.
anyways
I STACKEDZORS lol
on the curb
on a corner because i was goign too fast lol
and my front wheel went into the gutter and bam hit the curb. so there was this like pole type fence, because it was a park, and smash went my arm into it absorbing all. lol
i was like OMG! afterwards, and like suddenly became really light headed, like in the movies after someone car crahses.
i wonder why they do that.
it felt pretty bad lol
and my arm was a bit fucked.
lol theres like skin stuck to my t shirt
zomgs.
i couldnt' even lift my bowl of rice lols.
OH THE INCONVENIENCE!!! lol
:D
but i love it

I went to the red centre

26/9-3/10 i went to central australia with my family of four people. My dad, my mum, my sister, and me.
we did many things. We liked it very much. I want to go again.



we took this tour: http://www.adventuretours.com.au/4-day-4wd-red-centre-tour-from-yulara/
i recommend it.
it was great.
After the tour i got sick, i vomited and diarrhea-ed. This is because of a dinner after the tour at a backpackers restaurant, but we still went to other places in alice springs.
then came home tired.
and just realised it was day light savings.


Experiences:
• going to central australia
• seeing aboriginal communities/culture
• ULURU - perspectives; kata juta - valley of the winds; kings canyon; palm valley; mcdonnell ranges,.. my bad forgot some names
• aussie outback mate
• kangaroo meat; emu; camel; random bush tucker
• tour car getting bogged(i've never been in a bogged car.)
• wearing a fly net lol
• sleeping under the stars in a swag - seeing a total of 7 shooting stars lol
• running out of camera space for a period of time
• painful vomiting during the night, with diarrhea intervals
• sleeping all day during a holiday! lol never done that before either.
• flying tiger airlines first time.

oh btw if you don't want to take a tour, i asked the taxi, it costs about 1000 from alice for him to take you. i lol




here we stayed

theres actually shops i recognise!, there was kfc, maccas woolworths coles kmart too lol.

the bin intrigued me, pretty cool. an indigenous australian actually approached me to get me to buy a painting off him for 25 bucks it was like A3 size. i was like sorry mate got no money, he instantly mark downs to 15 lol sorry buddy.

ate this first night; kangaroo meat. quite nice.
that night slept early to wake up atlike 5 to get picked up by the tour people

the 4wd we traveled in. or something similar. since this one was not roadworthy or something and they switched it for another

we're going to the rock!

killer smile lol - this was first stop - camel farm

yeh! - going on a rock hunt. stop #2
you know its funny coz lasseter is a person who perished in the outback on the search for gold. i just lol

road train. what a beast literally. it carries cattle , on this one there was one doing a shit, and it was just going on the road. unbelievably beast

petrol station sells this stuff lol well it was like semi bar/souvenir shop thing too i guess lol

oh the heavy contrast at stop #3. green grass, and like100 metres away

lol awesome outback quite lolers, i always thought we were in drought

outback predator - while we were collecting firewood

FIRST SIGHTING OF THE ROCK. like the rock, i was just thinking, its a rock like just a rock. lol

the park which we went to, dw the cost was in the tour lol

kata juta is a bunch of rocks - i can explain the geological creation of this and uluru, if want lol

yeh! my uber cool fly net

lovely rocky :D lol

rated R for rocky

i loled

valley of the winds - this could be the scene of a great action sequence lol

resting on one of the slopes of kata juta . perhaps i was staring in awe at the awesomeness

the chairs were really cool

good old outback toilet - its just a hole, this particularly toilet had like a line of 20 people. i think there was just a lot of people

sunsent at the big fella

dawn - woke up at like 400 that morning , its funny coz i sometimes game till 4 . feels strange lol

sunrise on the ayers rock - didn't get to climb it btw, winds were too big, they dont' encourage the climb though, because the abos don't want us to, its like culturally bad and stuff, and apparently dangeours like 39 people have died since the inception of the "path" (just a row of steal chains) in 1960. the last case was some guy last year who instinctively stepped out for a split second because his hat was blown off, gg noob lol

perspective - there are so many more lol

im sitting on it!!! - i will photoshop it later

another sitting position!

this only sort of works - theres a sort of groove where my foot is covering. lol

but uluru is not just flat!

during my battle in 19 B.C with a spirit dog i slashed the rock with my super dragon sword and created this gash lol.
it first reminded me of a bit monster which i have seen in cartoons.. or like muk the pokemon lol

waterholes exist inside uluru! or rather just an indent sort of thing. but yes! its not just a big round rock

like thesebrain like patterns which were everywhere

not round at all!

long road that looked cool (we did travel on it lol)

(bogged)

lol i helpd like push and stuff..

a REAL lizard inside my tent on night 2 - it seems to have lost its tail lo

so i decided to sleep in a swag - there were dingoes around too, but they don't bite you, just steal your thongs if your not careful lol

kings canyon - like omg. it was hottish that day.

spontaneous pose, i didnt' have time to prepare

the really cool ghost gum tree - which has a chalk like material that substitues as bark, which has an SPF of about 4+ protecting slgihtly from sun. Also its extremely cool ability(like all eucalypts) is to perform something pronounced tree-age(arj) maybe triage? anyway, it allows the treee to kill off branches when lacking water so the rest of the tree can survive. PRETTY COOL.

kings canyon had many better views, but this is some rock that split of 60 years ago. lol

the "central australian native junk tree"
like really random, out in the middle of the uber long dirt road. random tree with junk.

wild horses!

and wild camels!

the lucky sighting of a rock wallaby, it was like hunting lol

we could've slept in these tents (night 3) but chose the swags

some crater of a meteorthat hit like 143 million years ago(realfact lol)

hermannsburg - aborginal town. not much to see.

palm valley

the meal that made me vomit like a bitch, shit like a retard, and get a fever like i was some sort of fire god. thus i slept it off lol like a sleeping beauty lol


sunrise on anzac hill (in alice)

pretty cool lol, something i probalbly wouldn't do if out with friends lol unelss i had an overly long night

the town of alice springs lol

went here when i was better lol

big family!

lol i cheated, its actually taken through glass

this is.. either a black kite, or a falcon, or some other bird that i forgot the name of.

the blue bird made me have orgasmic behaviour when i saw it. so cool. and so hard to get a photo of, but it is like so cool. i took this when the feeder came in, and it was still really agile. apparently it only becomes blue during mating season (only the male) so must be testosterone levels or somehting lol.


camel pie, encrusted barrumundi, emu, kangaroo (left to right) was pretty tank, emu tasted like smoked beef, but this kangaroo was really dry. and this meal made me feel bit queasy again lols

this was cool - in city of alice springs


blacksmith part of telegraph museum - my messenger bag in a couple of years.

at telegraph station caught some bird business

lol i couldn't resist at the Best Western Motel - stayed here for 2 nights

thats the alice springs airport

seat aisle 18

lol shoddy T4 at melbourne airport.

there are so many more cool stuffs :D