this was like 3am makign th most of off peak dls lol
lol so after i take a piss, oh mayb ei was drinking water since it was n biliion degress celcisuu lo and i was full dehydrating. anyways
i was walking back to my room when i see this huge mother fucking spider the size of like a flat tennis ball, and it was just above my fuckign door like it was guarding it or like about to attack it or some shit. like it was in its spread eagle 8-leg-out gangster position posing for whatever the fuck. and i was just like OH DAM.
lol it was too late to wake up my dad to catch it. so i was like fuck this. fuck you. i will accept the beauty of nature for now.
so i take a runner and jump through my door frame, so i spend minimal time under the looming monster, and close my door very carefully, even though that woudl just make my room hotter lol.
so i fell asleep paranoid, like every few minutes i'd look around at my wall to check whether the spider entered, or wahtever.
lol
and i was very alert to sounds, so that i could tell my parents to catch it when they woke up.
indeed i did not get much sleep from my alertedness lol.
the worst thing is
when i woke up, and asked my dad if he could see it. he said no!
i was like OH MOTHER FUCKER. A STRAY GIANT IN My house. it could like crawl up to me any second, especially since its a hot day, and my exposed sensitive skinn will definitely feel any contact. made, and just flinch at the instant of any irregular movement. which is pretty annoys lol.
but yeh i couldn' ifnd it either, and now i sit here in terror, ravaged by the thoughts of the cute little creature which doesn't mean any harm, and in fact kills flies and mosquitoes for me, clearing my life of such annoyances,
so yeh.
btw today is a blue moon i.e. second full moon in a month (first one was on 2nd dec). this is due to the time differences between lunar and solar calendar. pretty sick.
the last one was back in 1990.
let me rephrase the last one that happened on nye was 1990, ythey happen 2. 5 years on average
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