fedex!

So my camera was meant to reach my hands today.
it got halfway there, it reached my doorstep, BUT WENT BACK. BECAUSE NOONE WAS HOME.
o m g.
so i was epic zzzed.
i came home from work all like excited
and anxious and
like a fat kid waiting to eat his birthday cake.
but alas!
there was no birhtday cake.
and so i walked to my room sadly with my tail between my legs.

fedex left some form saying that noone was there to receive the deliever,
one option was for them to deliver again, which they woudl do tomrorow, and if i miss out tomorrow and on the day after when they made their third deliever, they would like keep it for 7 days at the office joint in like laverton and i'd have to get it myself.
lol
so on the back of the form was some thing allowing me to give consent that i accept the responsibility if shit happens to it, if they just leave it on my doorstep, which i obivously signed.
and they will see it tomrorw, and leave me my treasure. :D
lol
and since noone knows my address, NOONE CAN STEAL IT.
which is perfectly logical.
so it will come tomrorow.

and i will play with it like i would play anything with an erotic caliber

i await my delicious cake.