lawl of a day

so today was ordinary, 5;30 wake up work what not.

and i went home early today.

so like i was bored shitless at home, and went to chaddy.

since anh was at chaddy and it was vip night i was like yeah w/e right next door lets go.

and so i was going home at like 7;30pm

and then something very LAWL happened. It was fucking packed right, and there were cars waiting everywhere in the carpark, and i was strutting back to my car, waving my shopping bag (singlet involved). and Was all happy and shit.

LIke whistling and then

AND THEN...

(I love building climaxes)

this car packed with fobs approached me... saying in mando

"Hey this dude is going home !!! LETS FOLLOW HIM !!!!"
and i had deja vu like this was back in china, and i was like damn fucking china, i love my motherland.

and then i snapped out of my deja vu and i was like ok, and then this fucking chick, who was worse than average looking fob, got out of the fucking car, and started walking next to me.

and said in broken english (derrr) "hi, are you going home" and im like yes i am thank you very much lady, and she was like "my friend want to park in your spot" and i was like errr...

and then she got out her phone and started calling her friend and was like "he is going forward, hurry and drive forward, drive past safeway, further further" and she kept talking while i kept walking and i was like damn wtf is this awkward situation i got myself in "pulp fiction" reference.

anyway i'll continue this later
part 2 tmr