Friday, October 1, 2010

ticket incident

So i was catching the train to ashburton. and because i was feeling all model citizen and shit i decided to validate my ticket on the way there my 2 hour. this was like 3 oclock. and i was like ok i'll validate it.
and it said it woudl expire at 6.
so thats all good and shit.

on my way back. lol i caught like some 6:08 from ashburton and was like sigh what are the chances that ticket inspectors will be there and shit righ.
but its a friday. i.e. everone travles out to the city on friday, and they love to catch large populations and shit.
so on the platform i was like chills and stuff and i actually saw 3 suited people 2 male 1 female on the platform watchign people play tennis. and just when i got on the train i was like HOLY shit they're ticket inspectors. lol i coudl see their shiny badge, so i quickly walk into the next carriage instead, lucky i was in the middle sorta. and one of the male ones stayed at the door to watch the poeple get on. i hoped he did not sense me being suspcisious lol.
so i was liek fuck fukc fukc lol
so there was like 5 minutes of anxiety before the train pulled into camberwell. during which i decided to move down further into the carriage, and at the first stop, i even opened the door to peek out and see if he was coming so i could do a runner. lucky nothing happened.

and then when i reached camberwell i was a bit more relaxed, and then i thought please don't be inspectors at the doors. buti was chilled coz usually the one on the right is the largest one, for bikes and stuff and usually it sjust open anyway.
and i was halfway up the ramp with everyone going up and shit, and then i was like oh wtf its closed? and i quickly pretend im on the phone lol and then i even see a ticket inspector, so no jumping over or going closely behind for me. fuck fuck fuck.
lol
and then quickly call jack to tell him my dilemma.
and then decided to cach the next train (in 3 minutes) to auburn the next station up, where i coudl easily ride back from there.
and then this train towards lilydale arrives, and like a billion peopl get out and shit, and i remember how in flinders they usually just let you through because theres so many , and they don't want traffic jams and shit, so they'll just open that gate if you just show them yoru ticket. and this idea formed in my mind. coz i was in the risk averse mood lol.

so the next train towards flinders arrived and i was like ok im gonna do this. but then only lik 5 people got off lololol and iw as like fuck it ceeb. and i walked up the ramp with my bike.
and then i pulled my wlalet out, and then when i got to the place, i just whiped my ticket outand showed the guy,
at that moment i realised, theres so little people i probalbly would nomally just validat the fuckgin ticket, and i was like shittt. and then the ticket i showed him wasn't even a validated ticket, lol and i was liek "oh shit" and pulled out the validated ticket, and showed him, and i was like omgogmogmogmogmogg inside. lol

so i don't know whether it was because he didnt' read it properly, or because he felt nice, or because he didn't what time it was, or because he thought it hadn't expired yet, but either way he must've had some suspicion over the fact that i didn't simply put it in the machine and he let me through, and at that moment so many thoughts were going throguh my head. it was prety fuckgin crazy lol

so now i just assume it was because he thought it was around 6, or something like that, and just let me through. lol

but dam. lol.
at least i saved the ride back from auburn lol.

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