terrorzor

lol so last night i was just dling shit, and then i go to take a piss

this was like 3am makign th most of off peak dls lol

lol so after i take a piss, oh mayb ei was drinking water since it was n biliion degress celcisuu lo and i was full dehydrating. anyways

i was walking back to my room when i see this huge mother fucking spider the size of like a flat tennis ball, and it was just above my fuckign door like it was guarding it or like about to attack it or some shit. like it was in its spread eagle 8-leg-out gangster position posing for whatever the fuck. and i was just like OH DAM.

lol it was too late to wake up my dad to catch it. so i was like fuck this. fuck you. i will accept the beauty of nature for now.

so i take a runner and jump through my door frame, so i spend minimal time under the looming monster, and close my door very carefully, even though that woudl just make my room hotter lol.

so i fell asleep paranoid, like every few minutes i'd look around at my wall to check whether the spider entered, or wahtever.

lol

and i was very alert to sounds, so that i could tell my parents to catch it when they woke up.

indeed i did not get much sleep from my alertedness lol.

the worst thing is

when i woke up, and asked my dad if he could see it. he said no!

i was like OH MOTHER FUCKER. A STRAY GIANT IN My house. it could like crawl up to me any second, especially since its a hot day, and my exposed sensitive skinn will definitely feel any contact. made, and just flinch at the instant of any irregular movement. which is pretty annoys lol.

but yeh i couldn' ifnd it either, and now i sit here in terror, ravaged by the thoughts of the cute little creature which doesn't mean any harm, and in fact kills flies and mosquitoes for me, clearing my life of such annoyances,

so yeh.

btw today is a blue moon i.e. second full moon in a month (first one was on 2nd dec). this is due to the time differences between lunar and solar calendar. pretty sick.

the last one was back in 1990.

let me rephrase the last one that happened on nye was 1990, ythey happen 2. 5 years on average

http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2009/29dec_bluemoon.htm?list162420

lol

wednesday week already!

lol leaving on wednesday week
wtff!!!!?!?!?!?
lol
epic unreadyness.
must do research.
must make money lol..
lol
must do research....
lol. hmmm start now.

ocean blue

any1 up for clubbing nye @ ocean blue ?

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=199240036811&ref=mf

holla.

jinn, simon, henry, i can give ALL of you guys a lift to the place.

just let us know.

jinn, ask jason and co.

merry christmas!!!!

lols
yehhh
hope your christmas stocking is filled with goodies.
and yeh lol

apology

my dear brethrens:

sorry about today's outburst at rooftop bar. I just had too much shit on my mind, and the last week has been very hard on me, even though it doesn't look like it. Therefore, I sincerely apologise and hope all is forgiven !

Peace out my homies !

HELL YEAH !

THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME !!!!!

fedex!

So my camera was meant to reach my hands today.
it got halfway there, it reached my doorstep, BUT WENT BACK. BECAUSE NOONE WAS HOME.
o m g.
so i was epic zzzed.
i came home from work all like excited
and anxious and
like a fat kid waiting to eat his birthday cake.
but alas!
there was no birhtday cake.
and so i walked to my room sadly with my tail between my legs.

fedex left some form saying that noone was there to receive the deliever,
one option was for them to deliver again, which they woudl do tomrorow, and if i miss out tomorrow and on the day after when they made their third deliever, they would like keep it for 7 days at the office joint in like laverton and i'd have to get it myself.
lol
so on the back of the form was some thing allowing me to give consent that i accept the responsibility if shit happens to it, if they just leave it on my doorstep, which i obivously signed.
and they will see it tomrorw, and leave me my treasure. :D
lol
and since noone knows my address, NOONE CAN STEAL IT.
which is perfectly logical.
so it will come tomrorow.

and i will play with it like i would play anything with an erotic caliber

i await my delicious cake.

Random#

sharing is caring #2

this is also one of my favourite songs:

Love is not a victory march
It's a cold and it's a broken

sharing is caring

i'd like to share this song.

ate shit

fuck rainy day. round about.

riding downhill too fast.

ate shit.

i'm alive.

friday

so whats going on this friday.

preferred time please

camera

my camera is coming lol
i ordered it
and it is coming

actually i ordered on monday
but its coming anyway, the payment got processed today.
lol
i devirginated my online purchasings on that day.
so i was a bit nervous
anyhow
yeh

noooo lol

On this sunny morning, my japanese tutor left the country!
oh how sad i am lol
nevertheless, there has been a change in her career plans and she claimed on saturday(our last meeting) that she would return in another year, which made me quite happy lol.
she left me with her email, which is indeed very cute (not tb) lolol
and i shall brush up my japanese to impress her when she returns :D lol
lol at me

results released! (save for the arts one lol)

ugly
ugly almost as bad as my first year first sem results.
disappointedd
when i expected so much more lol.
well gues i'll have to think of a new strategy lol.

Semester 2 results bans & exemption process..

Dear student,

I am writing to let you know that a ban on releasing results has been implemented.

This means that there may be some delays in getting your semester two results to you.

The results ban has been implemented because the University’s senior management has
ignored staff concerns over excessive workloads, job insecurity, high student-staff
ratios, insufficient teaching resources, and many other issues that affect both
staff and students. 

For years, class sizes have increased, lecturers and tutors have had less time to
devote to students, and numbers of front-line service staff have been reduced. 

The ban is part of a campaign of legal industrial action to try to improve
conditions on campus. Its primary purpose is to impact on university administration.

The results ban is supported by the National Tertiary Education Union, Melbourne
University Student Union, and the Graduate Student Association. Carla Drakeford,
President of the Student Union, has explained why the ban is necessary: 

"Issues affecting University academics and staff are those which trickle down and
affect students. Teaching quality, over-crowded class rooms and tutor availability
outside of class times are all serious issues that can be fixed by a decision of the
University to increase staff wages and create a more positive working environment,
free from voluntary redundancies."

The results ban is a last resort, and it comes after a lengthy period of stalled
negotiations between staff representatives and senior management.

Please be assured that no student will suffer serious disadvantage or hardship as a
result of this legal industrial action. To ensure that students who need their
results before the ban is lifted (e.g. for reasons to do with employment,
visas/immigration, or other issues affecting student welfare), a joint staff and
student Exemptions Committee has been established. If you believe you could be
disadvantaged by a delay in receiving your results, please visit
http://universitybargaining.com.au/students/melbourne/ 

*** Any student who can demonstrate a genuine need to get their results on time will
be exempted from the ban. ***

There is more information about why this ban is necessary, and the form to apply for
an exemption, at the website.

We sincerely hope that the ban will be lifted very soon once negotiations
recommence, and we will keep you informed of any developments.





lol only for the arts subject

advertisements

So its a great idea and all to have a new form of advertising on something moving, like a bus, i mean it moves around, everyone can see it.
BUT its not so great for the person inside when the ad covers the whole bus side including window and what not. thus distorting your vision.
vision for those sexy ta's that you think are ta's but are not sure if they are, but they very well could be.

PASSED GINNERS

results are out!!! PASSED EVERYTHING YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH