Saturday, April 4, 2009

Contructive work that mind boggles

applying at credit suisse found me trying to figure out my sexual orientation

they have a scroll down box lablled "sexual orientation" with the following options
Prefer not to say
Bisexual
Gay man
Gay woman/ lesbian
Heterosexual/ straight
Other

lol like dam, if i didn't know what straight and heterosexual meant like dam, i would be so confused.
my first glance made me quite lost coz i cbf read the big words, so i was like what! bisexual and gay? wtf!

and also the education part is so stupid to fill out lol
its like SCHOOL, then its like QUALIFICATION im like what? so like bachelor's degree then its like SUBJECT, like wth am i supposed to put; im doing commerce. but then the next one is AREA. like get fucked lol thats the worst
so i end up putting finance and management for subject, and AREA was a scroll down box, and it had Business and other administrative studies lol , should i pick that or should i pick other, i mean i am doing COMMERCE. lol
lol and then it asks for grade so like bascially i could've predicted that i got some really high grade lol.
Qualification type Bachelor's Degree Finance and Management
Area of study Business and Administrative Studies
Grade To Be Notified
Grade Status Predicted
Start date February 2008
End date November 2010


and the highschool one is even more worse, for melbourne high i put this
Qualification Type Subject Grade Date Taken Grade Status
VCE ENTER score 96.65 November 2007 Obtained
then i was like ok, and so for balwyn high i put this
Qualification Type Subject Grade Date Taken Grade Status
Year 8 School A* December 2003 Obtained
lol like DUDE. what am i suposed to fuckgin put down lol and wtf is A*, i mean they had A B C D E F or something, and then A* then they have all these other ranks and then a Pass and a Fail. lol i mean what if A* means A+, and like why would someone just put Pass, that looks so crap, and like am i supposed to list everysingle fuckgin subject i did in fuckgin balwyn high and then grade it lol. fuckgin stupid system.

and then under skills, they only have languages so this is what i write lol

Your language Spoken fluency Written fluency

English Native Native
Details Brought up in Australia, educated in English, with a constant exposure to English.

Cantonese Fluent Intermediate
Details I live in a Cantonese speaking home, speaking the language to my family at all times, as well as with some friends. Educated in Chinese at a Chinese school, and also took VCE Chinese as a subject in year 12, therefore being able to read and write.

Mandarin Intermediate Intermediate
Details I took VCE Chinese(Mandarin) at Chinese school, and continue to use the language to communicate with some friends. Therefore being able to hold a decent conversation; but perhaps not as in detail as my Cantonese abilities. My Chinese writing skills are the same as that of Cantonese, since these two languages use similar characters.

Japanese Basic Basic
Details Began learning Japanese in June of 2008 as a hobby, but I thoroughly enjoyed it, even went to Japan in February for two weeks and managed to communicate my way around with Japanese. I am still being tutored weekly on this language.



YEH eat shit lols.

lol
and with the email thing, i've been thinking shoudl i make a new email. lol or should i just use my uni mail, i mean what about after my unimail expires, hrmmm lol, no idea.

and as for my resume lol GFG its so bad.
so full of crap too lol.

and rage against adobe reader, it keeps fuckgin freezing when i open it and shit like wtf.
i dont' even understand why that happens. fuck you adobe, or is it my laptop...can't be.

but i think what is most important is that i have no idea what i want to do, i dunno what i'm applying for lol, i'll have to make up some shit about being inspired by investments and what not lol.


lol and now UBS asks me to describe my most proud achievemnet
lol DUDE I DON"T FUCKGIN HAVE ONE lol
gfg
have to lie agains lol.
all my big things have all been failures lol
thats life man, maybe i can somehow manipulate that into being proud of my failures thus bieing more motivated or some shit lol.

and as for deutsche bank,
THEY DON"T ASK FOR ANYTHIGN AT ALl
excpet my my cv
AND MY CV SUCKS ASS lol
gfg.

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