noob inbound callers at tpg

lol so like my current isp is shit and stupid and charging me heaps and slow and unreliable, so with my father i decided to give tpg a call about their plans, and enquire about the transferrings of interenets.
so anyway call them up and the same old calling and pressing numbers and shit, and then the waiting.
oh the fuckgin waiting.
like why lol WHY, fuck i hate workign out whys its so fuckgin stupid, and wasting my time, and shti and like why this why that, like what the fuck why be so odam inquisitive about everythign for. godam can't live my fuckgin life in peace.
anyways, i was just waiting, and they have these stupid message from this man and this lady, and are like "we know your time is important, we will get to you asap" "your time is very important to us, we are getting to you asap" and all this bull shit, just repeating, which this shitty music, and the line was pretty bad, fuckgin static everywhere, music was deemed shit.
anyways the dude was full noob, i dont' even remmeber his name, but he was just saying all this shit, and like me being a rmr employee full owned him.
but yeh in the middle of the conversation hes like, oh btw whats your name? and im like jinn.. ad hes like oh goodafternoon jinn, how are you today, and im just like WTF wtf shit? like dude, we were talking about fuckgin plans and shit, and like the MIDDLE OF the fuckign conversation he asks me how i am. fuckgin noob shit. goddam, can't be anyworse than that.
anyways i find out how bad tpg are at handling interenets, apparently i have to cancle my current ones and then wait max SEVEN FUCKGIN DAYS before they can register my number on the ADSL2+ network, before i can use the net, liek goddam in seven days god created the world. i dont' believe in god, but im using an example of bul shit.
lol
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tomorrow is so hot
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get fucked
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today i cancelldmy work with the best excuse
"i'm really sorry but i can't come to work today because of domestic issues."
lol i shoudl become a lawyer

zomgs i want to do somehing
lol
i feel like...
zomgs cna't put that gif file up, how gays
anyway its of this thing moving like its got problems.
i wnat to beach
i want to swim in the ocean
and lure sharks
and like fight them and then
perhaps eat them for dinner
and tehn swim more
zomg swimming in the ocean is like the best mfing feeling its like so big and your just swimming, and like its so natural and free, and you feel like you don't have to worry about anything and shit, like one of those massive like cool things that you can do lol.

lol future music festival?
so like if i get back from japan on friday, and then i have to unpack, distribute everything, lol then get ready for uni, will i have time to go out on sunday?
lol
i'm be so tired on friday and then do my shit on saturday, lols zomgs. dilemas
lol
so many problems