Wednesday, February 18, 2009

last day in melbourne

off to have my last day in melbourne.
see you later everyone !
tokyo crew taking off in less than 24 hours.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

k haven't posted much/at all but thought that whoever reads this blog might want yet another pre-japan post. because everyone that isn't us cares so much.

anyways less than two days until:

-excessive complaints about the price of getting from airport to city
-hilarious tension between jack and tommy over namecalling incident
-jack pretending he doesn't care
-tommy being tommy
-jack sweating and breathing heavily for two weeks straight over w)vispreme
-simon converting everything into x amount of riceballs
-somebody singing 'to the left' every time we are directionless
-jack's frustration when the above occurs
-simon and jinn TA-spotting
-jinn's semihomopaedophilic tendencies being magnified from being in such a perverted country (and his 'accidental' labelling of a 10 year old boy as a TA) EDIT: oh now i realise why jinn wants to go to disneyland
-jinn's final admission to homosexuality (in a non-facetious manner)
-absolutely no discussion of condor heroes PLEASE

lol association breeds similarity

Monday, February 16, 2009

tiger airways

so like i jsut went to airport to fetch my sister who came back from canberra, she was taking tiger airways, and like OMG at tiger airways. like we didnt' know where it was, coz like its stupid and isn't in the same place as departure OR arrivals, which made it stupid, you have to turn left at centre road, which is the second big sign once you get into the airport, like the one with the ramp and stuff, you were supposed to turn left, like the sign for tiger airways is like really smal compared with the arrival departure sign which was like this.
so like really small compared to
this = massive contrast ( the fontage size didn't work). so like who the hell is gonna see the freakn tiger airways sign and turn left, i mean like omg, and so like i made another wrong turn after coming down from the departures, you have to turn left to stay inside the airport, going straight/right is pretty much going back onto the tullamarine freeway, which is what i did, which took me like a billion light years away from my destination, so like i had to go waste PETROL to get off the freeway, go around, and get back onto the freeway, before making the correct turn into tiger airways, and then another stupid turn, which had a really small ass sign, but luckily im not colour blind, coz the sign is yellow, and so i made the correct turn into it, and like yeh omg lol. but what was good was that the parking machine was quite nice, instead of charging me 3$ which is shoudl've for 0-20 stays within the carpark, it charged me nothing, maybe coz im special, but i swear we stayed a good 5 minutes in there, but oh well god loves me and i can't do anything about it.
then we went home lol.

and earlier i was ranting about "smart buses" not being very smart at all, but my post got closed because i left the house without saving, so zomgs but like yeh smart buses aren't smart at all , they're actually a problem to the community, because they think they're so smart.
and yay

we're going on a bear hunt
to japan!
best book ever. lol


it becomes more clear if you click on it.

JAPANMANIA

2 more days until japan.
I am thrilled/excited as fuck.
obviously such a build-up, planning deserves its own post.
so like we will soon be hitting the city of tokyo.
and then
S-H-O-P-P-I-N-G
and then come home.
not really.
there will be so much to see, so much to do, so much to eat, so much to collect, so much to omg over, so much to buy, so much to look, so much to touch (like statues and stuff), so much to so much over.
and aud keeps dropping

can't wait to get
-goro's
-levi's fenom chino

and collect my yahoo auction winnings :D
and when i come back,
N.O.T.O.R.I.O.U.S will be showing.

life rox MANGZZ

Sunday, February 15, 2009

in the shoes of a fare evader

lol so like i was coming home today and since i got a lift into the city, i dindt' have a ticket, since my monthly expired on friday lol AND OMG fareevaders are so easy to see, i mean like since i was fare evading, i was like lol
and like there were obiovusly two other fare evaders on my tram. those that look around and like get excited over seeing people in uniforms, lol esp when they always staring towards the front, but that could also mean they're just wondering where they get off. but not if they start looking at the ticket machine and stuffs lol.
and esp with me as i wa sjust standing up, as if to jump over to the ticket machine as soon as i saw some dudes in uniform come lol. esp since there were so many seats available
lol and i didn't stand too close to the machine otherwise people would start getting suspircious! lol its so difficult being a fare evader.
so many decisions11!!

anyway recently i have been watching heaps drama
omg so emotional
so touching, so beatuiful lols
well its just the one drama but whatevers,
but i haven't dotaed for a while, so i will dota tonight.
i would like to finish this drama.
man the lover couple is so touching lol.
like omg, i wish the chick was my lover lol, thatd be the best lol.

japan in 3 days.
im gonna take so many photos lol.

so many more per hour than i did in sydney lol
more angles and more artist impressions!
lols
wheres the love ?
how come no-one is posting.
see you all tomorrow.
meetup say uhhh 4.30 pm ?!?!!?

or another time !?!?!
reply or thats it, 4.30 at the clock

Friday, February 13, 2009

random

one random evening, , there were these random mirrors hanging randomly on the random wall.
as random as everything was, we randomly took photos in the random mirrors.



you know what they say about long legs! (and short ones too!)


i was binding my old uni stuff, because i'm getting ready for uni, and i was pretty proud of my binding, so i'm show you how pro my binding was. lol



the clock struck three,
when the time was ripe.
and a finger appeared,
to steal all the hype.



in the sky they fly
on the street they walk
in your belly they can be
but your food is theirs for tea.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

pictures DO mean one thousand exact words.












Waiting for my hair to dry

So while i wait for my silky smooth hair to dry, I will exert some of my ideas about the general concepts of human activity.





yes how intellectual my discussion about general human activity is.

lol i have a stomach ache. i find that jack's home's foot masseur machine hits some sort of pressure point that makes me need to take a dump. it is quite interesting. no doubt quite interesting.
lol and it's been terribly cold lately.so cold that.. yeh
and i've been spending terribly mor ethan i should have
and the yen and been dropping terribly more than i would prefer

can you believe it, soon in about 3 weeks, we're going to be in our SECOND YEAR of UNIVERSITY
LIKE OMG. and my course is only THREE YEARS LONG
DUDE
this is like the.. begginning of the beginning of the middle of the end of the middle of the middle.
lol i got a bit confused there, but its somethign like that.
so lik
e
wow
4 years of lazing around, 1 year of kindergarden, 7 years of primary school, 6 years of high school, plsu one year of uni already, adding up to 4+1+7+6+1.... dam... 19! wowowowow, thats massive.i liked
primary school
i liked camp at primary school
i liked playing cops an robbers
and stuff
lol
i liked dreaming about girls in year 6 when i was in prep or grade 1.
i liked the days when we coudl be really happy about not having school, because we hadn't realised what wagging was.
i liked how i fell over at least once a month and got bandaids on my knees, and it looked cool, coz my pants always had holes and patches in them.
i liked how we fought over school bag hooks, and how frustrated we got when someone stole our hook, or how disappointed i was when i was late and there were no more hooks left lol.
i liked how we had tubs! to put stuff into, and we always wanted the top tub(like lockers) because it was the most easiest to get access to and we could like fill it up.
i liked how we had show and tell, and once i bought like a bag of foam offcuts and somehow told a story from the various shapes about my pasttime.
i liked how we looked forward to growing up and thinknig about what the future would be like in high school, and maybe uni.
i liked how there were always piles of nice steaming mulch dumped into the playground, and we'd run up and become king of the castle for like 2 seconds before falling over and losing shoes in the massive pile of bark lol.
i liked doing projects; my first one was done about tasmania and like it was so cool, we write massive titles and then stick pictures on it, and then write a few words.
i liked the fact that we only got max one project a term, and homework only started in grade 4
i really liked how i felt i had heaps of time to do things in my life, it was never too late to start anything, and how carefree everything was.

and then there is now
OMGOMGOMGOMG lol. gg

yes i think my hair is dry now. lol



Edit:

lol sorry, so i can't slepe, its like 3am, and i just happen to be looking at photos.
lol heres one of the parma crew at AMI formal in 2007.
i think its called.. happiness
:D

(yes i am wearing my school shirt)



edit again.
im suddenly full of regret.
something i don't get often.
i dont' feel regret
but for some reason, looking at all these photos, all the past formal phoots, despite my rather lack of taking photos, i wish, i actually wish i had taken more.
i know that this is contradictory to my belief as it has been i have forever despised photos. but like dude.
MY HAIR WAS COOL BACK THEN OMG.
lol and now its just gay.
lol
that makes me sad.
to think that i had cool hair, AND I NEVER TOOK PHOTOS, no wonder chicks loved me and shit. lol ahem.
lol dammmmm. and now my hair is gay, i better do something cool with it when im in japan willing to spend 100 AUD to get the cut, and 200 AUD to get the colour :D
but yeh, looking back at the photos, i realise why everyone has been telling me phoots are good, the memories are good, i slightly agreed, saying i'll problably look back on these photos in a few years, and i am, its like 2-3 years since they have been taken and im looking back at them for the first time, im not THAT ugly phew lol.
but yeh i shouldve taken more man. i'm gonna buy myself a camera and just whore. with others of course.
lol
i guess photos are real important and stuff
but my hair is so uber gay now, i'm looking at photos that i have had with my family in recent times when my hair is long and .... yeh lol
like WHAT THE HELL lol fuckign hobo. lol
nowonder i have no friends now gosh.

lol yeh i regret not taking photso. i suddenly feel a massive gush of 遺憾, prety much meaning regret.
I FEEL SO CRAP NOW
lol
!!!! i feel like i have wasted.
that is a really bad feeling.
yeh im sorry
thats the only thing
i ever regret, and tbh its like the least likely thing i thought i would regret.
coz like i never took a camera to formals, all the photos that i have, are like stolen from photobucket and stuff, i decided to keep them for future refrence. lol, i dind't evn look at them, just saved image as, and was done with lol.
which reminds me
last year was AA and Asean ball, i don't have any pics from those, but maybe my hair was really shit, oh wait i was wearing a hat the whole time for one of them AA i think it was lol.
well, i shall remember to be gay and sacrifice some of my dignitiy this year; for memories sake, and a more fulfilled reliving of the moment, rather than just thoughts and feelings of the time(as i have been doing without photo images).
but of course, there is no point regretting, what has been done has been.. undoubtedly done.
so all i can do now, is to take more photos with friends, go out with friends more, and hopefully one day when i come home late and decide to look at photos, i will be able to look at moer enjoyable phoots and not feel the pain that i am experiencing now.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

sing k tonight boys, forest hill
all down ? call me !
Friday Parma Team bitch please. this is straight outta LYGON STREET shit. we are the menace to society, the wasted youth, the deep thinkers, the shit talkers, the hypocrites, and most of all, we think you're fucking shit.

GONE.

wednesday 11/2

well yesterday i appeared to be really tired, so tired thati went to sleep at 11pm like holy shit lol no dota in houses, no drama watching, nothing!
i just went to sleep, and for some reason i was excited about what time i would wake up, so everytime i was awake i would check my watch, and so it seems im quite the light sleeper, i wake up first at 5, and then bit by bit until like 9, and like wow, i haven't woken up at 9 for no reason for the entire holidays!lols
amazings.
i'm hungry too for miraculous reasons. but yeh it seems that i can only stay in bed for so long.
and the reason for being so tired..
well i have nfi
i think its coz i had too much coffee over the other days, and slept really late, and did lots of strenuous activity, so i finally was like uber tired, i was like tired duringt the whole day, massive.

anyways, i am still undecided on what i sihould take to japan, should i take a backpack like everyone elses or a mini suitcase, one for the plane upper compartments, i dunos whatevers
lol
i really ought to make a list of what i want to buy, coz like if i don't then i will not spend my money appropriately or be able to spare it, and that would be bad.
and its in one week too.
thats freakn close.
and omg i didn't win tatslotto last night, i wonder if sighmon did; althought problably not lol.
yeh
and picasa has some weird strings attached, i was gonna use it to help me load up photos onto blog, but for some strange ass reason it freezes my comp everytime i use it, so i uninstalled and made a system restore lol. i wonder why, which reminds me, i really ought to delete the porn from my computer, in case someone somehow finds their way into it and discover all this crap lol.
but then theres that feeling of, omg ive been collecting them over so long, what a waste to delete them all, it feels like you've wasted all this time dling porn, and now like .. your just gonna delete it lol not a great feeling.
but like what can you do!
lol what a dilema, i need to learn how to make like invisible fieles that are password protected, so i can just chuck all my porn there that way i dont' feel bad, and noone will find them. except me of course.

and omg its been terribly cold lately, after that 46 degree day, massiveness, its beginning to remind me what japan will be like, cold, and how i have to wear all these clothes and stuff, lol and then i start worrying about what clothes i need to take there and all this stuffs, zomgs so much thinking to do, so little time

Monday, February 9, 2009

money exchangemnt

so like went to money exchangement today and got my money exchangemented lol.
lols
so the rate of exchange was 58.02, not bads and so here are photos of my beautifuls moneys.
and rage at uploading photos onto blogs. really.



3c trying to make sure he didn't get a lower exchange rate.

then we were like lol.


so we decided to play cards.
3c's beautiful hand.


we lost all our moneys to sighmon who won the last hand.. how sad.







and i was just having fun showing off.

yeh so jack is now 3c because he is a cute-chan cunt lols. an "oxymoron" quote henry, "what he said" quote sighmon.

family honour

so like my new years resolution was to like not drink.. rather not get drunk? why because i dislike hangovers, and like i find out my paternal side has 4 generation of non drinkers making me a 5th gen kid who should give up drinking. WELL it so happens that i will drink a bit now, but give up later! lolthat ways i can still withhold my family honour, and still have funs.. while i am young, i mean it is withholding family honour if i giveup later, i mean they did drink a bits at first, i mean like everyone tries everything, i mean im sure they had their puffs of opium and what notslols of course i dont' meean to mock my ancestors but yehh.
so anyway i guess i was successful in maintian my new years resolution in NOT getting drunk, tipsy is not drunk, drunk iswhen i throw up and massive hangoverings, which is bad, which is not what i got of courses. which means i still have integrity! lols woots celebrations.
but dam cocktails were real nice lol should become like a cocktail sampler or somethings.

oh and shivesh being the doctor he is said some wise words to me, he was liek yeh drinking gives you cancer but he was eating hungry jacks and said this gives you cancer too.. ok he didnt' say it like thats but i take things different . lol so anyway the meaning was that drinking in moderation is ok, since its accumulative, like if you drink and eat gay shit everyday your fuckd, but if in moderation then its ok and its worth the socialising, now i dunno how true those facts are, but like they seem pretty intelligent, so now thats i have like confirmation from a future doctor, i will be more confident in my next alcoholic drink.

and m9 laser wars i havne't played those kind games since like since like.. a long time, 5 years +, but i just fed! zomgs biggest feeder, i just walk into the enemies shit, zomgs its so stupids. lol but really fun and using a lot of energy which is good makes me tired and stuff. i mean if i dont' use my energy then i will have all this unexpended energy which will just make me fat, which is bad, so i have to use all my energy which then i can like make the most of what i have, so being asian again, and not wasting precious energy. but yeh THREE GAMES FOR TWETNY FIVE DOLLLARS ZOGMS. but whatevers its worth it when its with friends.

maybe i will work all my shifts this week. GOT FOUR woo

Sunday, February 8, 2009

monday new parma day

meet up tomorrow ?
all up for it ?
jinn and i am,
and henry you're never online and your phone is dead

all reply please

dilemmas

so like i was just reading the past few posts and i noticed an inconsistancy in jinn's posts. i mean he could either be a lawyer (refer to noob inbound callers at tpg) and then he could be a ceo (refer to the hottest day is the best day). gg thats quite the dilemma. but i hav found a solution for him. just be a ceo. they make a shitload of money. i mean like how much could you get from being a lawyer the ceo is on top of the lawyer he hires those cunts. and then since im the one that suggested to just be a ceo and jinn's making a shitload of money he should get me a house.

so like if i just had a house i would be set for life. i mean then i wouldnt have to get a fucking mortgage and pay it off for like 3o years. i'd just need to worry about living expenses which shouldnt be too troubling. unless i aspire to have a hugeass family of like 10 kids.

and it seems that everyone else knows what theyre gonna buy and do when they get to japan but i have no idea. im just gonna go to some random cheapass places and buy clothes. then theres present that you hav to get for people. that just sucks balls cos i have less money to spend on myself. goddamn. moneys always a problem. which is where the 40 million dollar oz lotto comes in. holy shit if i win that shit im gonna be fucking happy lol.

so yeah please god even though i dont believe in you, like jinn, please let me win!

Saturday, February 7, 2009

the hottest day is the best day

lol why is the hottest day the best day? some say because it is hot, some say because its the hottest, but to be honest i was trying to make it seem profound, i dont' really know why.

46.4 degree celcius, melbourne's highest temperature since it started recording 150 years ago. that's a long time.thats quite a hot day.
infact so hot, i coudlnt' wake up to go to work which led me to stay at home and play dota/ watch drama. which is fair enough, i mean, what else could i do.
but dota is quite the sad.
and so like anyway i was thinking, coz i saw this ad on tv while eating dinner about going to hk for so much money, it was a flight centre ad, and then mum was like oh yeh coz like its crappy season, and then i got to thinking, but like couldn't people just take a holiday during that time, i mean if all businesses gave us our normal holidays, so peak season still is peak season, but on top of that gave employees more holidays during the year, i though thtat maybe then they'd be able to spend more time with their families and stuff, and like children will have more time spent holidaying with their parnts, yes that means children in primary school dont' have to go to school, coz primarya school is useless anyway, so like then they would acutally have more family time, and that would solve heaps of problems, since like atm kids are fucked up and shit. lol vague is lovely. so yeh and yeh it also helps employement, since if there is a shortage of peopl ejust hire more, then more people will have jobs, and stuff, and while some are on holidays, o r rather more popel on holidays, then tourism in other countries will also boom, and maybe theere will be research to make flying cheaper or transportation cheaper, and so that will boom international relaations, and the world will be more understanding of one anothers cultures and what not.
so yeh i thought that was a pretty good idealol
and all this just from dinner, lol i could be a ceo! lol
lol but yeh whatevers.

im watching this asian tvb atm, its quite exhilarating, th echaracters and the actions scenes are wowowowo, well not really its kinda more like lolollol. but yeh its good story, but like most series have good stories, i like the ones with like built up characters and shit, so you can try to like relate them to real life, even though thats pointless but yeh, its interesting to see what artificial characters are like. well they are created by real people, so it is a cool contrast.

Friday, February 6, 2009

w)taps exclusive

and i've finally found the first item to trigger in japan:


looks fucking ill man !
the lo's look better than hockneys,
if it wasn't for the bullshit exchange, then 4 pairs would've been mine. We'll see how things go !
F.I.L retail 31,000 yen

2006 Fall Production.



"Marvels" Series 2 in NYC


featured :
Aaron the Downtown Don.
Wes Anderson
Norman Reedus
Darren Aronofsky
Futura

right click to enlarge:











lucky

the better shit to come out of gaypop lately.
fucking love it !

noob inbound callers at tpg

lol so like my current isp is shit and stupid and charging me heaps and slow and unreliable, so with my father i decided to give tpg a call about their plans, and enquire about the transferrings of interenets.
so anyway call them up and the same old calling and pressing numbers and shit, and then the waiting.
oh the fuckgin waiting.
like why lol WHY, fuck i hate workign out whys its so fuckgin stupid, and wasting my time, and shti and like why this why that, like what the fuck why be so odam inquisitive about everythign for. godam can't live my fuckgin life in peace.
anyways, i was just waiting, and they have these stupid message from this man and this lady, and are like "we know your time is important, we will get to you asap" "your time is very important to us, we are getting to you asap" and all this bull shit, just repeating, which this shitty music, and the line was pretty bad, fuckgin static everywhere, music was deemed shit.
anyways the dude was full noob, i dont' even remmeber his name, but he was just saying all this shit, and like me being a rmr employee full owned him.
but yeh in the middle of the conversation hes like, oh btw whats your name? and im like jinn.. ad hes like oh goodafternoon jinn, how are you today, and im just like WTF wtf shit? like dude, we were talking about fuckgin plans and shit, and like the MIDDLE OF the fuckign conversation he asks me how i am. fuckgin noob shit. goddam, can't be anyworse than that.
anyways i find out how bad tpg are at handling interenets, apparently i have to cancle my current ones and then wait max SEVEN FUCKGIN DAYS before they can register my number on the ADSL2+ network, before i can use the net, liek goddam in seven days god created the world. i dont' believe in god, but im using an example of bul shit.
lol
ZZZZZZZZZ
tomorrow is so hot
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
get fucked
ZZZZZZZZZZZ
today i cancelldmy work with the best excuse
"i'm really sorry but i can't come to work today because of domestic issues."
lol i shoudl become a lawyer

zomgs i want to do somehing
lol
i feel like...
zomgs cna't put that gif file up, how gays
anyway its of this thing moving like its got problems.
i wnat to beach
i want to swim in the ocean
and lure sharks
and like fight them and then
perhaps eat them for dinner
and tehn swim more
zomg swimming in the ocean is like the best mfing feeling its like so big and your just swimming, and like its so natural and free, and you feel like you don't have to worry about anything and shit, like one of those massive like cool things that you can do lol.

lol future music festival?
so like if i get back from japan on friday, and then i have to unpack, distribute everything, lol then get ready for uni, will i have time to go out on sunday?
lol
i'm be so tired on friday and then do my shit on saturday, lols zomgs. dilemas
lol
so many problems

Thursday, February 5, 2009

wide eyes narrow belly 眼闊肚窄

well i came home from my first day at work since the blue moon and on the table was this curry like dish and rice and lettuce. like normally rice doesn't appeal to me, but when there's something like curry stuff or nice sauce i eat heaps of rice, so like i ate heaps, and right now my stomach is bursting lol. but it was nice, and i was content, and im sure it was pakced full of energys; all that rice can probably keep me going, and like save my money for tomorrow; but i don't think i'll work tomorrow, i cannot be fucked, work today was so bad.

so i was going to work to catch my bus and then i walk out of my back gate and see the bus at the bus stop, which is like 200-300 metres away. then calm and collectively i walk back inside and ever so nicely and in the sweetest voice possible ask my mother to take me to the train station(as one does when they miss their bus)and mother was like get dad, and im like ok, and dad being the man he is takes me to camberwell. so like rage at the back to school shit, all these school kids and cars blocking the roads when i want to go to work. and rage at slow drivers who just drive slowly because they're thinking about life lol.
but yes eventually after arriving at the destination i get there get on the train and what not, nothing special happend. besides some school children jumping over barriers and fires breaking out and gunshots and what not! lols nah only the barrier stuff which is just typical kids.and they were girls! oh where has thy etiquette gone.
so anyway i was on the train goign to flinders WHEN THE TRAIN STOPS. like dude. if i was a tourist, i'd be like ZOMGWTFS, like why does the train stop before it pulls into the final station like get fucked, like here we are like 100 metres away from our point of freedom when the train STOPS in mid track. with no warning, with no explanation, it just stops. like wtf, connex doesnt' even apologise. maybe they think they're allowed to stop, maybe they're standards are so fuckgin bad now, they think they can have delays and stoppages whenever they want. what kind of fuckgin shit cunt system are they in. if i was late for something, i would be so fucking raged. that is some fucking poor effort by melbourne's public transport.
and then i got to thinking... even if they did apologise, WHAT THE FUCK DOES THE APOLOGY DO when they apologise for everything, i mean like if i was an absolute dickhead and just did stupid shit but apologised after everything, i'd still be an absolute dickhead, and the apology wouldn't mean shit, which in otherwords "connex apologises for any inconvenience caused" means "connex is unoriginal with its words and should actually do something productive otherwise the world will end, and we will all blame connex because they're shit, and they are a disgrace to human intelligence"

we need actions not words, but hey i dont' normally catch trains so im generlaly safe from the impulsive behaviour of highly troubled commuters.

before work i went to retrieve my well earned free water from states everlasting supply of cool mountain spring H20. consequently i headed to the bank, which was in fact closed, which in turn made me feel jibbed. as if banks close early.
so anyway at work i was met with the most fuckgin boring survey cba, well they're all boring, but i was bored so cba was boring. and just worked for 4 hours. which was totally boring, and draining, and i could've done so much more with myself, like 4-5 full games of dota or 5-8 games of melee, or like 6ish episodes of drama or what not! all that productivity shoved into work to earn 75$$$. the opportunity cost outweigh the benefits lol or whtaever way which makes it mean that i shouldn'tve gone to work.
i don't even know what i was doing for 4 hours lol, just sitting, and trying to see what the person on the other end looked like, i got excited when it was some asian chick, and not so excited when it was some mr. asldkjfawekjl zzxpqpwoixvzxxc with an old arab accent which clearly meant that i could in no way ever have a conversation with them whereby both parties would understand what each other was saying.

my stomach is stil rather bursting, but i love it how chinese has a phrase for everything.

the issue of heat

this is unbelievable. the heat is unbelievable.
now let me tell you why i hate the weather:
1. Its irreversible. If it was winter, and you're like oh shit its cold. All you have to do is wear nice warm socks, thermals, shirts, layers, jacket, gore-tex, boots. and SHIT.. you can practically have summer in your living room. But with Summer, thats impossible. You can't take away the heat..., you can try by going swimming, going to the beach, or turning $1000 central aircon on, or going to bookshop, going to shopping mall. you can try... but its temporary. Once you leave the shopping mall, you're like oh fuck all over again.
2. Sweat. I love sweat in winter, because of its origins. But in summer, its bullshit. Im a heavy sweater, and usually you wouldn't want to be near me after i skateboard/basketball. nicknamed the 'swimming pool' because of the patch of sweat on my back, summer means... at least 2 showers, 2 change of underwear and tshirt (yes i sweat down there too), which leads to more washing, more laundry, more hanging up the clothes, more taking down the clothes, more folding the clothes. Such a little thing can cause such a big hassle.
3. SKIN CANCER. I'm not really concerned about that, but just writing it down so i have more reasons.
4. Missed opportunities. With summer, you start to really think. A lot of brain is wasted on thinking.. oh is it hot tomorrow, when is the UV ray going to be the strongest (2pm), when should i go out, what should i drink, should i eat an ice cream, will it make me fat, does my ass look big in these cut up nuthuggers. Another thing, i haven't touched my skateboard, or done did any kind of sport event the whole summer. Can't touch em !! With weather like 38degrees or STRAIGHT 40degrees... NO WAY !
5. money. You know you're spending more money in summer. Apparently the government has just made a mark up on the price of electricity/gas so that people would use LESS air-condition, so that the people in EMERGENCY can use it. Like CUM FUCKING ON, its 44 degrees in my house, im sweating like a pig, this is my 3rd shower and im sweating as I walk out of the shower.... I think we have a PERFECT scenario for a emerfuckingency.
6. and then you start hating on the government for making summer worse by not supplying public transport (refer to jinn's post), cutting my electricity (twice), and water restrictions still in full effect. CUtting my electricity is BULLSHIT. electricity is the new oxygen of the 21st century. I was practically sitting at home sweating and shitting my self (in the toilet). no electricity means= no air conditioning, can't open my garage door, no tv, no computer, no internet, no laptop, no phone because you can't charge it, no listening to ipod (no battery). So the only thing you can do is GO OUT.
But then you're faced with two problems:
1. do you really want to go out on a fucking 45 degree day.
2. who are you going out with ? you have no phone, you can't call anyone, you don't remember anyone's phone number because youre self-centred, are u really going to walk around the city hoping you'll bump into someone because youre a fucking socialite ?
OR
3. sit at home and shit


- written on another 39 degree day.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

lol work

i was going to go to work at my workplace today, when i was persuaded to take a detour to my favourite place.

so like we lanned for 3 hours, props to jack for shouting me everythings lols. (perhaps it was due to the fact he missed my calls 7 times)
WORK IS SO GAY.
i havne't worked for 3 weeks, but i can't be fucked because its so draining and like makes me feel all sad and tired, and cbf and shit lol.
yeh just played dota, and a bit of fifa or winning whatever it was. and n2c has massive lag so like yeh, and the controls suck, and germany sucks lol solike yeh but it was good, probably better than earning 75 bux at work. and i was reading some magazine about some C cup asian chick and then jack saw this milk magazine with these picturettes.


and he was like omg, so he USED MY PHONE and took pictures of the bape man, the wtaps man, the neighbourhood man, and the visvim man, and started drooling and shit, so i took my phone back, and uploaded them for him because im the best.
i forgot to take pictures of the c cup chick but oh wells, the memory will forever be imprinted in my head. lol she was very much the TA.

yeh so like this was like my devirginisation of wagging work, coz im such a good kid, but with bad influences, anything is possible. lols. like sitting in jacks car listening to music.. rather words of swearing.

and like wtf at subject selections why is it so difficult to make a nice compatible timetable, and why are subjects all made available to gayly so that i can't do what i want. lol like i wanna do my OB BF adn QM2 first semester, but then we have some shit cunt breadth system that says we have to do breadths as well, and then my other subject i wanna do which is second year is only available first semester, which means i have to chuck two breadths in second semester. and i have to do that because of the subjevcts im choosing in second semester, which require OB BF and qm2 to be prereqs. like dude, thats so gays. so ma fan and shit zzz. so stupid. stupid breadth system. and i wanna do chinese or jap for semester one as breadth if i could.. which i probably can't unless i think harder and try to fix the problem, but anyway if i were to do a language, i d be fucked coz of japan and stuffs and coming back a week late, and seeing as we need to do a language test, that just ruins it lol. HRm. dilemical.

well i'll find out tomororw, maybe i'll even go uni tomorrow and ask them shit.

and hurray for noone winning super 7's, next week i'll def win 40 millions.
and hurray for JAPAN YEN GETTING A HIGHER SELLING PRICE WITH AUD, massive hurray.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

fucking blogspot

fuck sake so who the hell made this shit that you have to click so many links and make it so complicated to just be able to blog? i mean couldnt they just make one account and then just be able to post under many different names? for fucks sake

why is the lottery so hard to win aswell? i mean if i won that 30 million dollars i wouldve been able to buy about 60 average prices houses. but no i didnt even get four fucking numbers. why.

oh im the s in the hsjj by the way. in case you couldnt figure it out.

edittt

so why is it so hard just to be able to edit the damn blog? had to like sign in before i could see the option.

i felt so lucky buying that lottery ticket. you see i was working today and just as the customer rushes stopped i realised that i hadnt bought a ticket for the 30 million dollar superdraw that was coming up tonight. so i said 'be right back going to buy a lottery ticket.' and ran outta work to go get the damn ticket. i got to the place just a few minutes before they were closing and this made me think 'wow i got here before it closed! this is a fucking sign.' but no. it wasnt a sign. i just happened to get there in time. end of story.

rage against the public machines

umms before i say anythings about the fucking rage of PT,
i too will disclose the reasons for a blog.
i've previously had a xanga, one where the posts are now all private and the page is blank so dont' even bother going there. but when i read back on these posts however, i find myself once again sitting in my chair so many years ago typing away my feelings, which are hidden between the lines, the shit is all stuck to it. i know what i was trying to say, how i was feeling, what was happening. the shit itself, the words themsevles, may have just been words and content hold no particular meaning at all, just mockery and jokes, but it all reflects me, something which i surprisingly enjoyed reading up when i had nothing to do one emo evening.
i dont' normally read blogs, waste of times and stuff.but i will read what is on this one, because it is of my friends, people who i have got to know and become close enough to be able to see through them. i know some people enjoy reading stuff, i acutally can't find the time to read, it takes too freakn long, i have other shit to do like play dota and what not.
but essentially, the blog is for myself, and my friends, and for the memories which i may have missed about my personality and character when i grow old and get alzeimers, i think i have some of that shit already.. readers can read, but i write for me, i mean i do write other shit too for myself, more specific shit about deeper problems, but they're kept private to myself, until a time i wanna be like OMG IM gay or something. lols. here i can share with my friends my other problems or what not.
contradiction is inevitable.

yeh im not in the mood to go into that shit lol
so ANYWAYS
i rage at PT for their unpunctualness. like wtf mangz lols. like when they're not late, they're early, so you always thinkyou missed them, and some are on itme, which fucks it all up, its not fuckign constant, they just fuckgin come whenever, and its not like they come often either, so like GET FUCKED, like fuckgin shit, ruin my fucking life waiting for buses, or missing or whatever, like fuck. i like to be punctual and shit, but like. along comes the oh so fucking reliable bus and i see myself late, and like DUDE that just full fucks up my attempt to be on time. like wtf. so goes for trams, they just come late, like in the city its usually ok, when there are trams constantly moving along, but when its from home, what the fucking shit. rage. i dont' catch trains, but when i do, they're late, connex has taken enough shit from everyone, so i cbf, but whatever. our traffic system is a failure, its a mockery of mankind, it destroys the concept of perfection, it is what is teaching the modern day children that society is hopeless and humans are real shit at what they are meant to do. i mean so what about all your fuckgin predicitons and fuckgin shit, people want shit to come on time, there may be factors affecting, well thats why they have acturials to calculate that shit, and so much for fuckgin revised editions of the fuckgin bus timetable, get fucked, it did not help at fuckign all, a fuckgin pointless piece of paper which further tarnished the reputation of PT. like so what if they give warnings about shit being late. we know shit comes late, why dont' you instead of fuckgin wasting time printing that shit out, spend it on people who can fuckgin fix it. perhaps this is the limits of human capabilities. thats fuckgin poor.
lols im sure ther are many ways to refute my arguments but meh, my impulse anger is common in all of us, and to save society we either have to prevent this, or simply fix the problem at hand. neither of which i think is possible. reverse psychology.. hopefuly.

lols

lol friday parma team

Yeah so I guess I better post something.
Blogging is a strange thing.
Not sure what i want this blog to be for me either..

What I copped today? What I want to cop tomorrow? What I ate for fucking lunch today? What cool music I am listening to today?
Either way it all seems like it would be a gratuitous, self-serving medium for me to express how cool I am..(EDIT: or want others to think I am)

Yet so much of my time is spent reading these blogs.. and here I am writing this one. I'm the biggest hypocrite I know.
If I were reading my own post I'd be like, 'look at this shitcunt with his obvious observations, thinking he's so smart and shit. what a shitcunt lol'

I dunno if Allan's post was about him having the same mindset and then deciding to not give a shit about what people think so much..
or if I've completely missed the point. But either way, I guess it applies.
So to all you henrys out there, smh-ing at me, fuck you, I smh at you first.

oh and sorry to steal your thunder, Jack, but:

the spare wheel

so somehow i joined this team, thru ranting to jacksupremecool

i'll be the obscure and random one, cause there's some weird underlying meaning behind my shit

me being proactive is something that doesn't happen often which is why, i pretty much said i should:

'.. do what I want, noone cares enough. they may think something of it, but expressing what they think is another matter.'

BLAW

then when i flip a link to jinn about cassandra, a professional gamer...

/Jinn             軍雞            subject selections!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                   30 million today! says (10:41 AM):
 LOLOLOLOLOl
 WTFS
 LOLOLOLLOLOLLOLOLOOLOl
/Jinn             軍雞            subject selections!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                   30 million today! says (10:42 AM):
 dated a korean pro gamer
 LOLOLOLOLLOLOLLOL
 haaha NE lol
 dam i should be more feminine

/end

edit:

/Jinn             軍雞            subject selections!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                   30 million today! says (10:58 AM):
 you know
 i had a dream
 about you gusy last night
 like
 we went ice sakting
 and samir was there
 and he was like pulling out all these breaking moves
/Jinn             軍雞            subject selections!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                   30 million today! says (10:59 AM):
 i was like lol..
 lol
allann - FED SQUARE BBOY HEATS FRI 6TH FEB says (10:59 AM):
 HAHAH
/Jinn             軍雞            subject selections!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                   30 million today! says (10:59 AM):
 and then we went to eat dinner
 and everyone was calling the food "dick"
 coz it looked like dick
 even though it was obivously a crocodile icecream cake
 well some sort of desert
 
.. lay off the drugs sonn haha

"your typical cool guys"? lol jack.

well jack says to post them ups , so here they are
the US
..united states lol.

so in order of hsjj, me being the first jay. lols

henry!



simon!



me!



jack..
doing what we do best at parma place.

:D

Monday, February 2, 2009

lols

nfi it was on monday
since jliang does self intro i will do one too. as im a sheep.
yeh my name is Jinn Kan, spelt that way; no other. and i am the owner of my laptop, my phone, my ipod, my wallet, and everything which belongs to me.
you may not have seen me anywhere but hey who cares lol, im single too, coz girlfriends cost money, which i dont' have unlike jack.
my daily life also includes ... dota. working, studying if i have uni, thinking about stuff, bagging others, doing stuff, having fun, laughing at shit, laughing at more shit, and laughing at most shit.
im an optimist
so LOVE THE GOVERNMENT
Love the police
LOVE THE WORLD
LOVE THIS LIFE.

woot celebrate

i am asian too cept i can't use photoshop
so i have nothing to offer however, today i went to city, and saw this toilet, and thought it would be interesting to share, i never noticed it.



like omg thats some weird shit. :D lols.

bitch thats whatsup

welcome to the fantastic world of US.
on a somewhat windy monday afternoon ( cos friday was too hot), we decided to join brains and create this.

a little self intro. my name is Jack Liang, i am also the owner of jsupercool.blogspot.com as well as xanga.com/j_liang
you may have seen me in Men's Health or Beachbody magazine covers, I have a girlfriend which i treasure very much, but I don't want to get all pansy about it.
my daily life also includes skateboarding, working, studying, pimping hustling thugging masturbating and saving the society from TOTAL BULLSHIT.
fuck the government
fuck the police
fuck the world
FUCK THIS LIFE


i'll try my best to contribute as much and give you as much SHIT as i want.


like for starters, i woke up this morning and got this in my border's voucher list,
yes im a fucking asian who joins up as members for AS MANY BRANDS as possible.
so i opened my new voucher and saw this book promotion:


fucking weirdest shit ever.