Bruce Lee

legend.

RSA

alright

weekend bar course+rsa completed. with victorian bar school.

was interesting. learnt lots of stuff.

lol

and a lot of pract stuff too.

made some interesting cocktails. learnt a bit more about liqueur and what not.

some important rules to know about alcohol seriving.

licensees are not allowed to serve drunk people.

and licensees have the right to tell someone to leave their premises.

these rules pretty much make up all the decision making for "responsibility"

lol

tomorrow i will begin my revision.

i have not been doing my work lol.

getting distracted. lol not good at all.

TOMORROW.

sick

found new ink

http://www.checkoutmyink.com/tattoos/insuranceworld/1281

yeah thats whatup

lol fobs

http://www.we818.com/bbs/forumdisplay.php?fid=18

lol so i was looking at this facebook group that everyone was joining

and its basically fobs in melbourne.

lol @ forum posts

"seeking boyfriend" "seeking girlfriend"

lolol damn fobs

lol at this chick

http://www.we818.com/bbs/viewthread.php?tid=5879

lol

"im bored... seeking boyfriend"

lol @ all the horny replies.

last day of the second last semester of my life (if i don't do further study)

so today.

i went to uni not because i had class. well i had class but i dont' go to that class because i've given up on going to that class.

i went to uni to talk to my last semesters lecturere about my last semesters exam. a written one.

never done it before.

never gone to scab marks or even tlak to the lecturers before lol. didn't find the need to.

he was pretty nice. full described everythign and all. where i lost marks, how i should've been more speicfic, how he tried to give me marks, but coiudln't lol.

i was like lol wow.

my hand writing is SHIT

lol

so anyway i ended up being really motivated.

and it was good.

and then i went to careers place. and got smacked in the face because i realised i didn't have a graduate program lol.

gggggg

whatevers.

study for exams.

and rip it. then do honours. lol and rip that also.

taking out the elastics

so like

my hair was really sweaty and itch ytoday

so i took out the elastics

my friend said she['ll do it for me again on thursday

so i take them off

and the braids are still there because like i haven't successfully washed it for like what 5 days. LONGest period of non washing my hair ever.

ever. i swear lol.

lol so then i decide to untangle the braids. and voila.

I LOOK LIKE HENRY LOLOLOLOLOL.

like full on looks like i got a free perm.

fuckign awesomeness

epic lol

i full just laughed at myself

lol

lol

it was so funny

so much volume

so cooools

so then i was just playing around with it

for like 10 minutes.

coz it was so cool.

lol and then i took a shower washe dmy hair had to like use double the shamppoo double the conditioner. and like WTF a billion hairs fell out . like mor ethan when i came back from europe

it was like wtfff.

full likenearly blocked my drain. the water was running so slow lol.

lucky we have the metal thing which stops hairs lol.

lol then i went to comb my hair. and mother fucker. full hurt lol. dunno why

but yeh it feels good to have clean hair again. lol

monday 6pm ?

yo whats up everyone.

what is everyone up to

epic bad choices day lol

Today is TUesday, training is meant to be on tuesday, i don't usually go to training on tuesdays, but today i decided to go.
The other option was to go to this entrepreneurs talk in the city. I decided not to go to that.
So i woke up packed my bag - put my change of clothes+shoes in my bag, and went to school for my volunteering interview for international students thing. that was ok. interesting bit.
THen went to my tutes. my tutes were fun coz im acutally understanding the stuff.
im quite proud of these two tutes lol.
then in chinese
LOL WTF EPIC I got 11/20 for my mid sem. i.e. writing an essay.
I AM NOT FOB ENOUGH.
lol fails.

anyway. it was then that i decided i will definitely go to trainign instead of the inspiriational talk
so i went to take my bus.
304. should be right, get on bus, yeh i shoudlnt' be late.
before i got on my bus. i called the chick that organises our training on tuesday nights. and asked her hey is trianing on tonight? and shes like yeh, she won't be going coz shes injured, but yeh its on. and i was like ok cool.
so i get on the bus
the bus doesn't seem like it'll be late. i was a slightly worreid about the timings, but it seemed like it'd be fine.
it got on the freeway and with like 15 minutes to go till 7 - the start of training. and iw as likeyeh chill.
and then. the bus broke down
LOL WTF .
so it broek down on the freeway.
and pulled over on the side lane emergency lane whatever.
and it was just liek WTF. im gonna be late.
good one. and see i dont' have anyone elses number that does trianing on tuesday besides some other guy which the chick usually drives. so i wasn't sure if he was going or not, and it would be stupid to tell him that im late if hes not there lol.
so i was just like great.
and then i just waited for like 20 minutes for a replacement. and the replacement WAS FUCKGIN FULL.
and my heart was sinknig. well not as much as if i lost my visvim wallet. but it sank a slight bit, since like iw as gona be late, and iw as so hyped to train.
thankfully another replacement bus pulled up right after. and that was nice.
and so go to the place at like 7:20. no cars parked outside. hrmm. maybe eveyrone got dropped off. lol
there was light comign from inside, i knocked like 10 times, no response. hrm. called up the girl again, is trianign relaly on noones here. shes like yeh it soudl be call someone, and i told her i dont' have their numbers. and then shes like oh . well just wait till 7:30, coz another group trains there.
so then after that i decided to call the other guy that she normally picks up. and ask him if he knows whats happening, like maybe he is at training. well since i havenothing else to call.
and hes like trianing got cancelled!
im just like ..........
.................... lol
and basically the guy who normally takes the tuesday sessions called them up and cancelld it due to people's exams and shit, but he didnt' clal me, maybe czo he didn't have my number Or because i dont' usually train on tuesdays anyway.
MAN.
lol
epic fails.
and then i call my sister to pick me up. i would take a bus back, but i have no money and im in zone 2, and if i walked to box hill... man fuck that lol
lol how nice of her, when shes got all these assessments to do tomrorw an dshit. since parents have gone out to eat. lucky there was a car left lol.
what a bad decision to go training.

BUT THEN.i got home, check my emial, apparenlty the venue for that career talked changes places like at 4:30pm today, it owuld've started at 7 and i woudl've had no fuckgin idea that it changed.
lol
and then i woudl've just raged at that as well, and then thought... if only i went to trainig.
lol
so i can't really seem to decide which would've been the best option for today.
lol what epic ggness.

oh then. i went to apply for this subject wine tasting its super cool coz its like just one week of intense study during mid term break so that means i have like 3 subjects. and then i get this automated reply saying:

I will be on leave as of 5.00pm Tuesday 11 May and will return
Tuesday 1 June.

im just like.... WTF. epic bfl
i was just thinking. MAN. lol
fuck lol
but then below it it said:

If your inquiry is about Australia in the Wine World, all sessions
 are currently full.

so yeh fair enough..
lol but yeh FUCk lol.
maybe i shoudl've done it earlier
lol
fail on my behalf. lol

what epic gg day

MMT

meet up tomrrow 6 clock?

change to 630 coz simon gonna be late

ip man 2

so i was doing nothing last night, until my offpeak dl time and then iw as like oh ok lets look for movies to dl. and i serached ip man 2. and decided to dl it.
i fell asleep thinking. woudl this torrent be real. i mean it only came out recently.
in the morning. i was liek OMG ITS REAL.
so when i got back form uni.
i watched this legend in his action packed story of survival and fighting for his country. what a beast.
i felt the rage when he fights people. i felt rage. but not his rage. my own. he is one calm motherfucker. ip man is one very well controlled person. very relaxed. even when there are fucking western cunts trying to fuck with the rules, stamp on the pride of the chinese, he stays calm, and knows his status.
so good.
i love stories like this lol.
but at the same time it makes me rage at westerners of the time. but then again i'll just rage at any bad guy in a story anyways lol.
full got excited when ip sifu owns the boxer kid. WAY too cocky lol. deserved that so hard. fucking lol
what a hero lol

where is the anxiety!!

So i have this 2500 word essay due saturday. same one which i've been doing these past few weeks, and i am feeling relaly cannot be fucked for some reason. i just feel that everything will be ok. lol
thats just the feeling i have. but then i got randomly distracted today and started watching some outdated random reality tv series featuring tila nguyen (aka tila tequila) lol. i was just like lol wtf is this shit. i laugh how she owns them all in the end. and then i realised what a bitch she was, and then did some more googling, and found out she has there is so much fucking hate on her. lol but she gives so much hate as well lol its so fuckgin hilarious.
lol @ her
anyways thats basically what i've been doing this past few hours. yeh i really should start deifnigin corruption in my essay and start writing about the implications of guanxi+corruption link and its impact on ethics society and business etc. lol fark lol
its so much easier to like work for money, than to learn stuff, make sure you know your stuff, then get a job which judges you on how well you know your stuff that you previously leartn, learn new shit at your job, and then work based ont hat new shit learnt for money.
so much easier.
it shoudl be less about knowledge and more about skill..

this world is full of dumbass. period.

so i was gaysurfing on facebook, more like gaystalking.

and somehow I was linked to VSA (VIETNAMESE STUDENT ASSOCIATION) having a movie night, and some fucking DUMBASS SAID:
"CAN WE PICK A MOVIE WITH ANDY LAU... I HEARD JAY CHOU IS ALSO VERY GOOD"

what the fuck.

you fucking dumb shit.

fucking lolololool

monday meet up?

6pm at clock?

eating the fish head

So like last night I had an awesome long ass sleep. it was good. considering i had to wake up really early on friday for school stuffs

anyway I had this dream last night , well i had several dreams, but the one whihc i remember while i looked at the soy drink maker while it made soy drink with its foamy texture was like anatomical experiments in those generic science cartoons. So i thought back to that point in my dream where i was eating my own face.
yes i was eating my own face. lol

i don't know how exactly. but someone my face was in my rather larger than normal bowl. and i had a pair of chopsticks, and i was like wow i've alwasy wanted to do this and started trying to invert my eyeball.
like it must've been a replica of my face, but it was prettyr eal. like maybe i wans't me, but then i'd have to have been me, coz it kind put me off to see my eyeball protruding out a bit. and then each time i tried to pop my eye out of its socket i chickened out halfway, so the eyeball turned like 90 degrees and was poking out slightly, possible still eing held by the veins and stuff.
and i was like farkkkkk
after doing this several times and being too afraid to take it out, I finally flipped my face over . yes i flipped my face over lol. but on the other side is just skin, and i decided to pop my eye out without looking at it. lol just to see how it feels. i wonder what it feels like for that to happen lol. i don't really want to try it though lol.
so i did indeed pop it out from the back. just pushed it really hard, making sure my chopstick didnt' puncture anything. and then it popped out.
and then i flipped my face over like i would flip an thin omelette making sure not to ruin it and stuff. The eye ball was revealed.
A rather round object, somewhat eclipsical due to the eclipsical features of the eye. In fact, it looked somewhat like an egg. But as I looked at it more, it looked more like an egg. I turned it around, where is my eyeball?
My conscious mind decided that once an eyeball is popped out of its socket, it looses its "eye" features and becomes and egg. Wow I thought to myself that is so cool.
I was then afraid of eating it. Like dam I would be eating my own eyeball. isn't that a bit strange? Well not to my dad. He comes over and just full takes a bite out of my eyeball. I'm just feelin ginside WTF. You bit into my fucking eyeball. But he just did it so casually, so smoothly, that I began to felt that it was totally normal for this to happen, I should be conforming to this sort of eyball eating behaviour. But as a eyeball eating newbie, I was unable to comprehend this bheaviour totally, staring at my half bitten eyeball, seeing bits of yellow which must've been the yolk from the transfigured eyeball, which looked just like an egg now.
I pulled up the courage, popped out my right eyeball in my bowl without delay. I performed this action so swiftly that I don't even remember being insecure about doing so. An egg appeared, opaque on all sides once again, this "egg" was going to be devoured by me. I am a man.
So I took a semi bite into this egg. The yolk was red, this sort of pulpish red texture, that similar to the outside of a raspberry, but it was very lushous, very red very moist in texture, but still defined as bumpy bits of yolk or whatever it was. THe taste? the opaque bit tasted like egg white, and i don't remember what the red particles resembled.
But yeh that part of the dream faded away and I found myself in the city standing outside some supermarket eating an egg. which ends that dream. that dream or that part of the dream. do we dream in parts or is it one big dream intertwined? i have no idea.

anyway. my hypothesis for this dream is that I ate a fish head last night for the first time. coz usually dad eats the fish head, but there was two, and i happend to cbf (can be fucked) eating it. i remmber a long time ago i used to cbf it coz there were too many bones and i cbf. but while i was eating the fish head, i was ful thinking in my head shit man im eating his chin. shit im eating his brean, shit im like sucking the skin off its forehead etc.
but like usually i eat fish eye all the time so it wasn't uncommon for me to just suck on the eyeball all the nice fatty juices etc.
i don't know lol. anyway yeh.