Thursday, March 18, 2010

Same shit. different words. get fucked lol

LEK

"This year we received an unprecedented number of applications for Associate positions and unfortunately we are unable to interview everyone who applied. After careful consideration of your qualifications, background and experience, we regret that we are unable to take your application further. "

BAIN

"This year we have received a large number of high quality applications. Consequently, our decision has been based on relatively small differences in qualifications and experience.

After a very careful assessment of your skills, qualifications and experience, we regret to inform youthat we will not be proceeding with your application.

Unfortunately our process does not support providing further feedback at the resume screening level."


Booz

"We have carefully reviewed your application and whilst we've been impressed with your background and skills to date we regret to inform that we are not in a position to proceed further with your application.
We will retain your candidate file in our database and may inform you of job openings that match your profile. We also invite you to visit the career section on our website regularly.

We thank you for your interest and wish you all the best in your future endeavours."

mckinsey
"I have reviewed the information on your resume carefully and have also discussed it with a number of my colleagues. Unfortunately, we have concluded your background does not meet our requirements as well as other applicants we are considering. However, I am sure your experience and interesting background will ensure you do find a challenging and rewarding position elsewhere."



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