revised birthday day draft

ok so like i think i shall do it on tuesday 6th of april lol. let us go sing k and eat at lounge upstairs. then go for some rounds at miss libs. im not paying for k i shall pay for the rest lol.

so meet at around 2 at the clock? so that we have sufficient time to go to the 3-8 session hahah. 5% discount ftw.

im assuming that we're all on break on this week lol.

westpac!

Thank you for your interest and your recent job application for the position of 2011 Westpac Graduate Program-AUS00520 at The Westpac Group. Congratulations, we would like you to fill out an online screening assessment as the next step of the recruitment process.


woot. first like pass out of my like 20 applications lol

japan photos once more lol

oh btw i chucked jap photos on facebook lol
(Y)
fucking long upload.
and incurred many frusttrating "upload failed" signs
lol
but i am a very patient person.
calm and collected they call me.
so yeh.

lol i need to do this one day

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIMON.

lol this is epic im listen to cao ge's happy birhtday to me right at this moment . lol

anyways. happy 20th

mutations ftw

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/1031379/chinese-boy-has-31-fingers-toes

LOL holy shit.

i think this guy should be a swimmer.

Poll for birthday thing

ok since it is my birthday on saturday... yes thank you thank you lol. i have decided to do something the next week. week starting monday 29th.

i am thinking of doing it on a monday, tuesday or weday because its cheap miss libs jugs lol. and i have come up with either lucky 7s or all you can eat hot pot. if lucky 7s is only available on monday it will be a monday if lucky 7s has been voted for by majority.

so choose a day and which meal youd prefer. my vote counts for like 5 so i probably will win overall but i wont be saying my vote till after everyone else has decided.

strictly no inviting others to this event. that means you jack. youve caused enough damage by telling jen already. no telling anyone. no inviting who you think should attend. i shall decide that. lol.

feel free to suggest something else to eat. that isnt expensive. lol.

duc has voted weday lucky 7s.

disadvantage of not doing assignments last minute

i believe in our own abilities, so if i've done something, i know i can do it again in the same amount of tiem or even better. so if i were to write 200 words for my 1000 word essay yesteyrday in like a short time, i feel like im really pro and can do it easily later lol thats how it is. and thus i wont' do it now because its due tomrorw, and i can just do it tonight.

well the other factor is tht, if i do it now i'll be using that much energy to do it, whereby I will use more concentration units and like be mor critical about my work. If i do it later, and am rushing then i won't give a shit, and so won't have to spnd as much time cororecting myself in my essay lol.

what a bad habit lol

i should take the "perfectionist" stance, and like improve on it using more time lol.(if i want toget marks)

but do i? lol

Same shit. different words. get fucked lol

LEK

"This year we received an unprecedented number of applications for Associate positions and unfortunately we are unable to interview everyone who applied. After careful consideration of your qualifications, background and experience, we regret that we are unable to take your application further. "

BAIN

"This year we have received a large number of high quality applications. Consequently, our decision has been based on relatively small differences in qualifications and experience.

After a very careful assessment of your skills, qualifications and experience, we regret to inform youthat we will not be proceeding with your application.

Unfortunately our process does not support providing further feedback at the resume screening level."

Booz

"We have carefully reviewed your application and whilst we've been impressed with your background and skills to date we regret to inform that we are not in a position to proceed further with your application.

We will retain your candidate file in our database and may inform you of job openings that match your profile. We also invite you to visit the career section on our website regularly.

We thank you for your interest and wish you all the best in your future endeavours."

mckinsey

"I have reviewed the information on your resume carefully and have also discussed it with a number of my colleagues. Unfortunately, we have concluded your background does not meet our requirements as well as other applicants we are considering. However, I am sure your experience and interesting background will ensure you do find a challenging and rewarding position elsewhere."

lol being old would be so difficult

so i was dnming with my dad. something that i rarely do. by rare i mean like i've done it like less than 5 times in my whole life, probalbly just twice? lol

ok it wasn't really dnm, but lets just call it serious talk.

and like i was trying to sort out his assets and potential investments and shit. and one massive factor went into my head that i dind't say. i was thinking, well it depends when you think you'll die lol. and i was like shit i just hit a brick wall lol .

like you have to think about ok im gonna retire then im gonna live here, and hopefully i'll die around then, then i dont' have to worry about the other stuffs. lol

dam. that sucks lol.

i guess there are other ways to think aroudn it, but yeh thats the most prominent thing that occured to me, which I haven't really like thought about deeply lol. but i guess i shoudln't have to personally worry about it myself lol.

Simon's BEAST

supreme

new header dedicated to jack
yes it's a joke rofl

wow @ massage

Today I went to a "Traditional Chinese Treatment for New & Old Injuries" place because my shoulder was a bit fucked.

65 dollars

zomgs lol

but i got a good massage, and some stretching to check my joint was in place.

the massage was quite pleasant. like the pain was a nice pain. like the one which you know, i will feel so good after this. or its nice enough to be like. yeh that s anice pain. so its like a pleasurable pain. but yeh anyways. it was half an hour only. dam easy money for that guy. lol

now my shoulder feels better. not like really better, but better. but it might just be sore because its been sore for so long lol.

who knows.

LOL AND SHIT. i completely forgot about trading places the share market game. and the markets are already closed. fuck me lol.

lucky its only practice round

one reason why people say: i don't know. maybe its two.

when i hear people say i don't know. i just think. do you really not know or can you not be fucked. or are you just trying to say fuck you i dont' want to tell you in a nice way.

well i was at some business luncheon and the speaker was like

"well what would've happend after that. i don't know. "

and immediately a flurry of thoughts were pounding my head. i was like lol as if he doesnt' know what would've happend, he just can't be fucked describing, but then i actually thoguht, or maybe he doesn't want to tell us, since the explanation would be very noob. lol

and then i figured that we know everything, well at least we know how to develop simulations lol. but then again if you answer somethign that you don't know with a simulation of what you think could have happened, thats giving away your thoughts, and also your personality. like omg hes cokcy. or omg what a weakdog.

lol yeh.

Tokyo Tower

ASAKUSA IN RAIN

rage against people with no spatial reasoning lol

so im in a rush to catch public trasnport because public transport suck sand its never accurate so its best to be there as early as possibl.

EVERYWHERE in the city there are peolpe who walk in zig zag lines, you try to overtake and they fuckgin get in yoru fucking way. like WTF. get the fuck out.

the best place to walk is on the street where there are no fucking people. that is the best place.

fucking dumb people. esp the fast walkers who aren't wlakign that fast, but think they are fast. here i am owning their pace, a nd they're just slowign me down because they think their pace is fast, and there is no other place to walk, so i follow this fast-paced dude who really isn't that fast, and i can't overtake him. fucking ass wipe like shit. i ended up just walking into his shoes like 3 times in arow because some stupid zig zag bitch decided to move into the space which i was overtaking, so i move back out, and becaus emy pace is faster i just caught this guys shoes, like FUCK.

i got cut off so many times, because of the lack of fuckgin spatial awareness between those cunts. fuck.

and fuck trams that just terminate like a few stops before wher eyou want to go. gtfo. just go to the end of the fuckign line. why can't you go to the end of the line. what the fuck is wrong with you.

fuck i dislike public transport so much lol.

but hey i have to catch it. so yeh i guess im a massive hipocrit lol. i will cycle when it doesn't rain and im not wearing a fuckign business attire lol.

anyways i was in a rush to get my laptop during my 1 hour break

lol went to port melbourne got my laptop and made it back for class like 10 minutes late.

they ended up upgrading my mother board to f6v (my old one is f6s), they also gave me a new screen, a new wireless network card, a new video card(theh root of the problem), and anew dvd drive since they were all connected to the mother board lol.

pretty sick.

anyway

yeh global opportunity. shit that was boring. and they also said they would use facebook as a technique for checkign out the people. i thought that was FUCKGIN STUPID.

why because we're allowed to live sepearte lives. it doesnt 'matter how i am outside of work if im just a mere underlying. as long as i do the job well. if i become part of the public image of the firm, then ok i shoudlnt' fuck my outside of work life up. but yeh. wtf at that. but that was only the malaysian/singaporean ones that mentioned that, im gonna go to the careers fair tomrorw and ask them if they google our name and check it up on fb. coz they were on about drunken images and irresponsbile behaviour wht not. like wtf. gtfo.

i think its stupid. this links on to like self-branding and shit. living in what they expect us to live in. fuck that. i can only take so much restriction. as if i will change my life to be what they expect it to be. i still want my freedom. i guess that so argueable. and this issue is probablly quite a controversy but yeh. fuck

im pretty frustrated right now as well lol so much shit to do.

and idon't want to fall behidn in studies lol.

z

monday?

we outting on monday ?

epic hw

gg at 2nd year financial accounting. been doing the hw for like 2-3 hours and im still not finished. fucking gg. hopefully it doesnt take this long for the rest of the semester or im gg'ed. quite a few gg in this post lol

reminder to self:

DO THE FUCKING GRADUATE APPLICATIONS.

do not be lazy.

DO THEM

bit of random auditioning

So like in O-week the director of CTG- chinese theatre group of melbourne uni, came up to me and asked me to audition (well thats the short story, its acutlaly a medium length story) anyway i signed up,

and today had the audition two monologues, and some games, and some handling the situation dialogue sort of thing.

yeh it was fun.

btw this shit was done in chinese(canto). epic like zomg.

i was quite unnerved at the begining, but yeh it played out alright lols.

like i was full conscious about my lack of chiense communication abilities lol. but it was ok lol

and then the wonderufl duong gave me free sushi so i was quite happy.

Third Year

AFC3140: Advanced corporate finance
LAW3301: Criminal law and procedure A
LAW3401: Property A
LAW4171: Corporations law 406

YEAH....

I WILL WIN

CONQUER LIFE AND UNI.

the first day of the second last semester of the last year of my last full-time education stage of my life begins today

well techinically it begins tomorrow.
but today i went to uni anyways because im so eager.
well it was because there was some graduate talk at 12 about what we can do and shit, and i felt like getting motivated. and tonight at like 530pm theres a mckinsey and company info session+networking which will be interesting, i will go to that. just to get some motivations and shit. lol
but like i've been just bumming for 3-4 hours, and im really tiredlol. like back to the.
i am tired during the afternoon from 3-6 i am always a very tired person.
lol here i am sitting in the computer lab, wanting to be all like energetic and learning-capable, but no. i am very tired.
lol
i feel like sleeping. i dunno if its the weather
or the air conditioning
or the quiet atmostphere,
or just me being tired.
but i am tired.
i hope theres free food tonight lols