omg my balls

today i was riding my bike and i

stumbled

and landed heavily on my balls

on the bar

and i must've landed so heavily

that my ball got caught next to my jocks and just ripped a bit of skin off

not only are they bruised

but when i shower

they stung.

the fucking stung.

like FUCK.

lol so now i have bruises on my right testicle lol