subsitute opportunity. (for vac work) lols

so like theres this european study tour in january which sounds interesting. 8k lols.
we'll see what happens.
6 countries 3 weeks. accounting study tour.
(not that i do accounting) lols. but yeh lol
dont' wanna hype it up, just in case i don't get in, like everything else i apply for llol.

cant make this week either.

so like ive got management accounting midsem on thursday lol. so yah week after? lol

one down

now waiting for the ultraman to come through.

omg group ass

lol
this group ass came with a twist

there was t his fob
that was there at the tute during group formation
and we all exchanged email blah blah
and she didnt' say anything.
lol
and so we divide parts up for assignment
and yeh
she takes like 10 years to reply and yheh she finally knew what her part was

so then the assignemnt was due today
at 4pm
last night 10pm she sends her part to us
and we're like oh.
we'lre like. yeh we totally understand the english
we're like. oh she took the question too literally. it totally doesnt' answer the question
we're like. oh so we have to do her part again

so she doesnt' rock up this mronig at the tute. and we're like lols.
so we went to comp lab and did her part lol. and finished it up.

DURING WHICH. i had a lol time. my moved computers multiple times due to fail internet/fail computer. and then on the computer i began typing the fob's part up, coz i was doing like the similar bit to hers. like the section 2a hers was 2b sort of thing.
so i was typing it up.
and then i finished! and i was like yes!
but that computer's net didnt'w ork, so i coudlnt' collab it with my friends. and the usb drive was fucked too.
so i was like ok. i'll just save it now anyways. since i hadn't saved it anywhere before, since the usb didnt' work, but i just decided to save it coz im stupid. because that was the worst mistake of the day.
in the process of saving
WORD FROZE.
LIKE GFG.
lol so i ask the techniican
and they'lre like. nope can' help you.
i was like lol.
i just loled.
so i had to retype
what i wrote
lol
rethink/retype lol.
what a lamezor.
but yeh now its submitted
no thanks to the fob.
BUT
i still hold no prejudice against fobs
lol

as for the mark. lol 25% weighting.
hopefully get like 15% lols.

BIKE LEGISLATIONS.

What constitutes ‘dangerous driving’ as interpreted by the High Court over time was very recently discussed in the Victorian Supreme Court by Justice Kaye in R v Scholl (Ruling No 1) [2009] VSC 198 (22 May 2009). It was discussed in the context of the offence of dangerous driving causing serious injury or death under the Crimes Act 1958.

In his ruling, Justice Kaye made the following comments:

1. The test is whether an ordinary person, when looking at the way the vehicle is being driven, recognises the manner of driving as dangerous.
2. For the driving to be dangerous, it must put the public at some risk over and above the risks ordinarily associated with being on or near a highway. This would include risks created by people driving with less than reasonable care and skill. The driving must be a real danger to the members of the public who may be upon or in the vicinity of the roadway on which the driving is taking place.
3. The conduct of the wrongdoer must create a real danger to the public and not merely a speculative danger.

Further, the High Court has previously stated the following:

• Manner of driving can include all matters connected with the management and control of the vehicle by a driver when it is being driven. It includes (but is not limited to) starting and stopping, signalling and failing to signal, sounding or failing to sound a warning, as well as any other matter affecting the speed at which and the course in which the vehicle is driven. (R v Coventry [1938] 59 CLR 633)
• Circumstances of the case may include but are not limited to the amount and nature of the (expected) traffic, the speed of the motor vehicle, the observance of traffic signals, the character and condition of the roadway and the condition of the driver’s vehicle. (R v Coventry [1938] 59 CLR 633)
• If the driver is in a condition while driving which makes the mere fact of his driving a real danger to the public, then his driving in that condition may amount to driving in a dangerous manner. (Giorgianni v The Queen HCA 29; (1985) 156 CLR 473.)
• Driving a motor vehicle that is in a seriously defective condition may amount to driving in a manner dangerous to the public (Giorgianni v The Queen HCA 29; (1985) 156 CLR 473.)

Road Legislation Amendment Bill 2009

1 June 2009. Stiff new penalties await riders convicted of serious traffic offences such as dangerous and careless riding.

The Road Legislation Amendment Bill 2009, now going through Parliament, introduces new requirements for bike riders involved in serious collisions.

The legislation also expands the definition of some inappropriate behaviours to include bike riders.

Serious collisions (14, 16)

Bike riders involved in a serious collision that damages property or injures someone will, like drivers, need to ‘render assistance’, exchange names and addresses with the other parties and report the incident at a police station.

The penalty for failing to stop and render assistance is up to five years in prison and 600 penalty units (currently $68,000).

The penalty for failure to provide information to the police is 20 penalty units. (currently $2,268).

In addition if someone is killed or injured the first offence penalties are 40 penalty units ($4,536) and up to 4 months in prison. A subsequent offence is 120 units and from 2 to 12 months in prison. If no one is killed or injured then the first offence is 2·5 penalty units ($227) and up to 7 days in prison. This doubles for a second offence.

Dangerous and careless riding (18, 19)

The changes to the rules also include provisions that allow police to charge a rider with:
* Dangerous riding ‘A person must not drive a vehicle, other than a motor vehicle, at a speed or in a manner that is dangerous to the public, having regard to all the circumstances of the case.’ 120 penalty units or imprisonment for 12 months or both
* Careless riding ‘A person must not drive a vehicle, other than a motor vehicle, on a highway carelessly.’ 6 penalty units (currently $680.52), second offence 12 penalty units

These changes to the regulations are endorsed as they are consistent with Bicycle Victoria's long standing support for responsible behaviour on the roads.

The themes behind the new legislation mirror the concerns brought to the attention of the government about driver behaviour over many years.

Failure to stop and render assistance is legalese for ‘hit and run’. In 2005 the Victorian Government announced the introduction of a new law covering people who leave the scene of a crash, increasing the penalty to ten years. This followed the hit-and-run crash that killed a rider on Plenty Rd.

Been a law nerd I looked up legislations now that im going commando.

BUt hey, simon probably know this already because hes the "LAW GUY"

AHAHAA. law guy. SO FUNNY (in jinn's tone)

SO FUNNY.... e heheh heh YOURE SO FUNNY

midsem

GOOD LUCK FOR MID SEM COMING UP EVERYONE !!!!!

ANY PLANS FOR THIS WEEK?

THANKS IN ADVANCE

XOXOXOXO

ps wednesday henry?

pss duc is not pissed at us simon !!!!

psss jinn i dreamed that i went to work at roy morgan lol

miss universe!

lol miss universe
lol i was watching tv during dinner, and like it was about miss australia and what not.
and shes pretty attractive
to my surprise, i woudlt'n have thought i would 've found her attractive
anyways, all i've been doing is checking out the miss universe contestants lols
lol at the china one.. lol

lol i should follow this lols
lol
i love reading comments lols. the like over reactions of people in regards to someones comment or the dress the conetestant is wearing lolss
lol
and its funny coz like the winner is like 18
IM 19!!1
lol

ggs

lol so like i've basically given up on my wallet. im pretty zzed. like although it was a big loss, strangely im not feeling as bad as i would.
strange.
but yeh its still pretty lame that i lost my birhtday present lol.
so i've basically been going around using my passport as my id lol
just like japan!, except we weren't 20 anyways.
yeh and gg
all vac work has rejectd me
i need to think of somehting to do for holidays lol

no idea.
lol
i want to work somewhere
lol
lol
z
lol

WANTED: LOST WALLET

heading home on the 201 doncaster bus from lygon, i left my visvim wallet on the bus . (with the bape keyring lols)
gg

about 210 in cash
a monthly metcard exp on 26th
a 10x2hr metcard with 7 left
drivers license
school ID
concession card
HSBC bankcard
AA card lols
some other random cards like boost juice, the melborune central studnet one
maybe myer card? or frequent flyer card
EDIT: I forgot to add. MY N2C CARD zomgs.

lol
gg

yes i have been to the bus depot, called multiple numbers, canceld my bank card
and the bus people told me that when the shift ended the guy found nothing in the bus. nothing. he deliberately stresssed nothing. but hey whatever.

things to do now:
go to police station, go to uni to get concession and uni card, go get my drivers license from vic roads, and pretend that i lost 210 gambling! lol

fucking fobs

tyson thursday

yeah ?

lol allan

/Jinn 軍雞 says (4:48 PM):
*hey what doing wanna dota
*lol
allann says (4:48 PM):
*tryignt to fix my external hdd.. lol who else is playing ?
*i'll play if we have more
/Jinn 軍雞 says (4:48 PM):
*just me
*lol
*ok
*i'll just play a game
*lol
allann says (4:48 PM):
*alright i'll come lol
/Jinn 軍雞 says (4:48 PM):
*lols
allann says (4:48 PM):
*hold on
/Jinn 軍雞 says (4:48 PM):
*oks
/Jinn 軍雞 says (4:49 PM):
*haha allan
*thats actualy pretty funny
*lol

omg applications

lol i got home from dancing with lions at like 1ish, had lunch. and from then i proceeded to do my applicatiosn for two companies.
cba and shell.
that just took THREE HOURS OF MY LIFE.
lol
EVEN WHen i was integrating the answers to questions with my other applications answers.
LIKE ZOMGS WASTE OF TIME.
and i got rejected by deloitte btw, even though that was like the one that i thought woudl be my best chance out of the big four lols gg.
and i hate applications that tell you to repeat things like copy past eyour resume into the application as well as uploda your resume lo thats so stupid.
also the ones that ask you to answer a fuck load of questions as well as asking you to write acoer letter. like seriosuly. dude.
like right now there are still plenty of other firms that is houdl apply for. lol
but you know i cannot be fucked.
like really
like omg.
and i have so much lamezor hw study to do as well. been so busy!!

oh btw yesteryday i logged on to bored aussies and playe dabout 7 games of dota.
throughout the day.
lol
whatevers. its so boring.
(which is why i played 7 games!) lol
nah but like its boring.
esp when every game has noobs/leavers

NO NARUTO OR BLEACH THIS WEEK

Oh
MY
GOD.

my day just broke down.
when i saw this.
now i have to wait a whole week
for what i've been waiting a whole week already for.

snow show!

so like yesteyrday night i wen to watch Slava's Snow SHow at the Atheneum theatre with my family.
http://www.snowshowdownunder.com/
http://www.snowshowdownunder.com/
it was pretty cool and interactive. and funny
and the ending was pretty grand lols.
and yeh lol
but i dunno some people may not enjoy that kind of thing.
its like a russian production and stuff

yeh it got me thinking about theatrical stuff. lols like theatre is something people must invest time and money in to experience and or enjoy
but it'd be cool
lol
coz it is actually pretty cool to watch theatrical performances lol


but yeh besides that i have been doign vac work lamezor shits.
like real lamezors
like stupid ass questions
which require more wit than anything.
acutlaly it probalbly requies more time than anything.
lol
but yeh fair lames
anyways i just got an ANZ sms saying that i advanced to the PSchometric testing stage. lol
i remember for Deuthsce bank i got to this stage and consequently they didn't like my intelligence lol.
maybe i'll go find some practice ones before taking this one lol.

the ultimate cool shitzors

http://www.onlinetefl.com/tefl-jobs-abroad/tefl-japan.html
http://www.onlinetefl.com/tefl-jobs-abroad/tefl-japan.html
http://www.onlinetefl.com/tefl-jobs-abroad/tefl-japan.html
http://www.onlinetefl.com/tefl-jobs-abroad/tefl-japan.html

very. very cool
when i saw this
i was so excited
and happy
and like omgomgomg
lol
AND THEY"RE STUDENTS
lol
6-18 lols
lol
but yeh have to be 21 . thats ok i can wait.

ASEAN karaoke

whats going on.

inspirrtatisons

today there was this hour long seminar called "the future of online monetisation" and it was basically about online business and making money

it was quite itnersting.
i have deevleoped some ideas.
implementation and execution is also possible.

and liek yeh recently i've had a lot of ideas flow into my head lols.

idiots

lol so i was watching some 2009 NBA highlights etc. cos im waiting for the train.

and then i read comments like this :
"i dont care if lebron dont have a ring yet

he will have this season
but lebron is way better than kobe
i dont care about the stats and what so ever
but lebron is better and kobe sucks!"

fucking doesnt make sense. I hate stupid people who can't reason and just go LEBRON IS BETTER !

fucking idiots.

and ignorant people saying shit like

"you too

you are a fucking bullshit idiot
you and kobe sucks"

lol actually I love no-logic debates.

lol at the event

lol so like yeh free food, great i enjoyed that, the speech and keynote address was cool and inspiring. and yeh
then after that
the competition began we have to developing ways to add value to an everyday object, and this years object is paint.
ok so like form groups yeh, so theres two randoms on my team and like yeh atm 4 people

too eager, too ambitious. i just wanna do it to have fun man. winning is like the primary motivation for them. like dam. lol
i guess i cant' criticise them if they find joy in winning, but based on what i think, i think its stupid lols when you can easily find fun in simply participating.
anyways conflict happens in everything. oh the beauty of conflict lol
but whatevers lol
i've been a very... 'vertical" thinker these days, very like 1+1=2, it has to equal two etc. i need to open up my mind back to the "lateral' thinking.
i can't even think of ideas before telling myself its physically impossible(based on my knowledge) lol must open up the mind. i don't even know how this happend lol. i used to be mass abstract and creative. zzz must be the commerce degree lols

but yeh so far all the core ideas have not been mine, which is cool, im fine with that. like yeh, but im not gonna wing it either.
we'll see if i can take on this mental challenge of not only the competition but the politics within the group lols.

lol .... what to do

lol so i just had a sesh with my mentor, and like. it was short and precise. like dude i am happy with what he has told me, but am i supposed to ask for more?
and by more, what more can i ask for. like wth man i dont' know what i need. i dotn' know what else i need to achieve that he can help me with, so basically it was so random, i just enjoyed my free coffee, took some free mints, and left lols.

i dunno i'm happy that i met him, and he provided me with some direction, but not that im in that direction, what more am i supposed to ask for. i mean he said is there anythign i wanna achieve like higher grades,. and i thought. well no, i can do that myself, how will he help me study, like seriously i know how to study, i mean now that i don't have distractions like dota in my life, i am gonna be tank lol.


and today i saw this hot korean chick waiting at state library while i was waiting for my tutor, she was quite pretty lolers
i knew she was korean because she was reading some korean mag and i was like lol
yeh i should've siad hi, and been more social lols. next time.

theres some entrepreneurial opening night tonight at 530 i'll be there in a few minutes,
shoudl be good and intersting.
i really dunno what else to do.
i am quite happy

today iw as really happy actually lols
like i was happy with my life, until my mentor comes and asks me what else i want out of meeting with him, like the meet up was so pointless, basically me updating him on stuff, telling him im happy, i guess hes providing me with a new level of goals to reach.. yeh maybe.
ma ybe since i've reached a new level, its time to aim for the next level or something.
i dunnos. lol
but yeh i hope theres free food at this opening night shit
lol

thurday confirmation

all good for thursday ?
6;30pm dead set

paperthrift

so like i'm quite certain that printing out my lecture notes will help my study. but i'm not sure if i will use it fully. and thus wasting them, perhaps due to a bias which i have accumulated.

basically semester 1 last year i printed out all my lecture notes. and i found it a massive waste since for one subject i ended up rewriting them all. for another i don't think i even used them, i ended up reading them off from the comptuer. for another i just rereead them for the exam, i could've just read them off the computer. for the other one i took notes on them during calss, (because it was incomplete, but the dude ended up loading full copies, and i actually can't remember what i ended up doing lol.
and from that semester on i never printed out lecture notes again. coz at the end i just had a lot of paper. and it felt like i killed a lot of trees for no reason.

not only that, but my printer,or shoudl i say printers, theres got to be at least 5 at home, are all retarded. lol some are old and slow,k some aren't compatible with my laptop, some are new and lame, some are colour which i dare not touch coz the toner costs billions of dollars, some are connected to other computers and too heavy to move, and i cbf moving deliberately to print something, coz i can't make it a habit. some ran out of ink ! i.e. the one that i used to print my assignments out on, that was fair lames, that was my only usueable printer, even though it was constantly in a different room. and carrying was mass draining.

yeh it seems like a dam stupid reason.
like i though tpaper costs heaps, coz like its so white and all, and like it seems so rare and stuff. i dunno. like well peopl ealways talk about OMG trees! and i am just given this impression its a scarce resource etc. lol
so that also hinders my printing efforts
but then i find out its like 5 dollars for 500 shets
or someting and im just like hye thats pretty cheap.
but then my sister treats it like gold, and i cbf make her start her rants so i just leave it.
maybe thats a major reason why i don't print stuff.
lol

also i did try to prit out something the other night on the other printer, BUT I COULDN"T GET THE FUCKING PRINTER TO PRINT THE 6 slides int he correct fuckgin order. like it just woudln't fucking let the pages come out left to right top to bottom, or just starting from the fucking top left corner for that matter. i wasted like 15 sheets of paper in that one sitting and was lik zomg trees.

coz like its true being able to print out slides, plus my current motivation (my previous attitude to studying was far less than the current times) to learn and study off the slides etc., leads me to want to print them out so i can highlight them. lke highlighting is mad. coz last semester we got slides for free for a certain subject at like week 7 onwards, and i was like wow, its working really well. lol
i think that was the basis for my argument that slides are helpful.
(but they were free. so like . lol)

so after a long conditioning about the importance of paper plus my inability to be fucked to bring a printer into my room, in accordance with the general lack of toner, as well as the retarded functioning of the other printers, i am not going to print out slides, and potentially ruin my academic career, thus stabbing a hole in my professional career, and burning a bigger hole in my life, destroying it and forever ruining the possibility of revival. lols

lol bringing up the topic agains

lol i just re read my japan diary (because someone asked me about the accom price.. so i ended up reading the whole diary)
lol
lol at writing an entry after karaoke when we were clearly drunk. lol at DUc dropping his passport through the plane on our way home.
lol at heavy spending in first few days, and hardcore spendthrift towards the end.
lol best shit evers
lol at the <60 exchange rate.
goddam wanna go on another holiday.
but with money
and a better exhcnage rate lol.

oh and simon taught me yoroshiku onegaishimasu lol
i totally forgot lols
it means please take care of me lols.

i am waiting for that day. the day i win tatslotto. so i can go everywhere lol