Friday, July 31, 2009

LOL FUCK

LOL don't you hate it when you accidentally don't read shit properly and it says due before Friday the whatever.
or like
up until the closing date.
or some gay shit like that
well it appears that the competition i wanted to enter, had applications available up UNTIL FRIDAY 31st. which means. RIGHT NOW AT THIS MOMENT IN TIME, IT IS TOO LATE .
LOL
FUCK

thats pretty lames.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

THURSDAY

thursday 6:30 PM
melbourne central clock.
thank you
see you all
i love you all
THANKS FOR THE SADDLE AND BIRTHDAY PRESENCE.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

lamezors

my timetable sucks .

monday 12-3
tuesday 9-10
wednesday 10-2
thursday 9-11, 2-3
FRIDAY 1-3

zomgs.
lol
the friday one shoudl be at 12-2 on thursday BUT NOOOOO the fuckign seminar is overfull.
goddam you
and why is it overfull ?
BECUASE i only got put in the subject a few days ago.
WHY did i get put ina few days ago?
becuease the stupid chinese approval was only on wednesday
WHEN did timetable changning stsart?
like FOURTEETH OF JULY.
gg

oh and i was watching this stephen chow drama- he was an actor
(yeh like wtf, stephen chow did dramas?)
well yes he does.
but anyway
i pulled this phrase outof it.
又一場空歡喜
which is like another event of empty happiness
to be entirely literal.
i found it very useful
i think its a cool phrase.

like dam.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

FRIDAY

this friday, henry : 2pm outside starbucks !
jinn SIGHMON: 6pm OUTSIDE STARBUCKS !!!
SEE YOU GUYS THERE !!!
LONG TIME NO PARMA !!!
FUCKING MISS IT !!!
JINN BRING CARD
YAYERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
LONG TIME NO PARMA/STEAK I MISS THIS LIFE !!!

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

another day

today was pretty good day. was practising wheelie in the local primary school, and lost balance in mid-air, flew at least 2 fucking meters away from my bike. But my body ALL GOOD. at least 2 metres man, i was laying/lying/lieing there and counting meters WOOOOOOOOOOO~
and saw some guy who was around my height, playing basketball at the court. said whats up and can i play. and ended up with another good half an hour session balling. chatting about the usual... and1, nba, which local team he plays for.
good times.

TWO METERS !

STAR WARS 2009


FUNNIEST SHIT EVER !!! EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS... SKIP THE 1;30 minutes or so...

Sunday, July 19, 2009

FML

BRING ON SEMESTER 2

FINALLY FOUND IT




saw this while going to corso on some dude in japan. i was like DAMN NIGGA. never found it anywhere, but now its been re-released. TELL ME THATS NOT DOPE. LOVE IT !
shotgun yellow or red or maroon

1 week of winter holidays remain

it appears our one month holiday after exam period is almost over, bls to monash they start school way too soon lol.

  • jack's birthday was awesomesicals; it was like mad dinnerings, and mad choosing presents; im sure he was happy with the friendship we gave him too. lols
  • today i went out to dinner with some family/family friends, and the waiter full noobed me when she was spinning the round table in the middle where the dishes are placed, she knocks over my tea cup and at the speed of falling water it spreads across the table cloth and drops at an even faster rate onto my samurais and im like :O . i was just still for like2 seconds. an irregular reaction time, lols anyway that was just weird, but yeh it didnt' affect anything, like the tea cups aren't that big anyways but yeh. and the tea wasn't hot. IF THE TEA was hot... !!!
  • also the last 4 games of dota i have played today have all be very epic wins lol.whic is pretty cool. epic is what makes dota fun lol.. esp when your invovled in the epicness
  • a bit of rage towards melbourneunis' alloc8 systemss because it doesn't fully show my timetable until all my subjects approved. that sjust lame, then i'll get really shitty tutes for the subject which isn't shown. thats just not effective at all. what kind of a stupid design is that system. so ineffective.
  • i really ought to begin developing my back-to-school sleeping pattern, esp with my 9 am starts which i msut attedn. i must attend my leectures
    i must attend my lectures. lols but at the same time i feel uneasy when going to sleep now, coz i dont fall asleep, so its like this vicious quicksand of sleeping later and later, due to escalation of commitment towards not wanting to waste time lying in bed awake.. lol...although i think it does peak at times, and i coudl probalbly make a fucking probability distributtion out of it. i dont' even konw why im thinking like this but hell, atleast i learnt something lol.
  • oh and the future. the future. zzzz lol. ZZZ. thats so zzzz. lol
  • lol zzz the future
  • THIS is why i play dota. but then again its kinda stupid coz then im just evading it, and wasting even more time. lol stupdi.
  • im nearly capped as well. both peak and offpeak lol better slowdown on the porndls
  • lol as for results i got a distinction average 71.5 this semester, but that brings my overall average to 68.444 or osmething lol which is just like . !!!!!! so yeh z.lol oh well at least im improvign. i have to bend words when writing cover letters, and answering academic resutl questions lols
and so my goals for this holidays were not all complete. in fact the only one i completed.. was.... . .. ... .... lol wtfshit. i didn't complete any of them fully . lol
i have a list bluetacked to my shelf of my "things to do theseholidays" and it seems i haven't completely any of them fully. lols one hasn't even bee attempted. gg.
lol

ok and so far theseholidays i have spent 189.74 .. thats actually not bad lol. i hope i didnt' forget anything,
anyhow i still owe simon 10 dollars . lol must remember.
oh and must do my tax retunr lol
sleep.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

happy birthday

Happy Birthday to 80s teen star Corey Feldman (1971), funny guy Will Ferrell (1967), English musician Fatboy Slim (1963), "Fast Times At Ridgemont High" actress Phoebe Cates (1963), Police drummer Stewart Copeland (1952), actor Ruben Blades (1948), reggae singer Desmond Dekker (1941), actress/dancer Ginger Rogers (1911; d. 1995), silver screen legend Barbara Stanwyck (1907; d. 1990), notorious baseball legend "Shoeless" Joe Jackson (1889; d. 1951), and notorious gangster from the ghettos of Ashburton Jack Liang (1989).

Monday, July 13, 2009

Unfortunately, Rudd appeared to leave these sensible thoughts behind when he became PM.

With the exception of his famous "Zhengyou" speech at Peking University last year, he ducked the responsibility to lead on China. His Government's policy ambivalence towards Chinese investment encouraged those in Australia who believed that Chinese money was something to be feared. His advisers played up the China military threat, or encouraged journalists to believe that his Defence White Paper had played up that threat.

The leadership vacuum on China was quickly filled by the shrill and ill-informed.

Australia's business and political leaders needed to be assisting those in China who saw the world as an economic opportunity rather than a security threat. The risk of doing otherwise, of playing up the threat of "China Inc", was that it would become self-fulfilling.

woo condor heroes 95 lols



so this morning i completed watching condor heroes once again!
lol its been about half a year since i watched it. AND IT WAS STILL EXCITING AS EVER!!!

like dams.
lol there was an ineffable feeling after watching it, just liek wow.
lol
yeh gotta do vac work apps.

Friday, July 10, 2009

Thursday, July 9, 2009

rewatching return of condor heros '95

LOL SO EXCITING. OMG
lol
just finished ep 13 of 32 eps. and they introduced the big bad guy. like this slut face man who is sly and deceitful, greedy and prejudiced, its just one of those people that you want to hit. but unfortuneately my power is probablly .00001 % of his. so i have no chance. lol
the bastard full on just CHEATS the beloved "little dragon girl" (literal translation..as corny as her name sounds lol) and full fronts out his need of her presence. LIEK GET FUCKED YOU FAGGOT MAN.

the best ep was 6 when the main character "杨过" and his sifu "小龙女" (dragon girl), are training in side the cave where the dragon girl grw up.but like towards the end of ep 6 is when the dragon girl gets raped by some sex deprived maniac who is meant to be part of a kungfu school who is well meant to be reputed for its students integrity and values. what a load of crap lols. pretty bull shit. like she had her pressure points pressed and all, and was in a vulnerable position. dam

continue enxt time lol

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Colour Test

"Colour Test

These are the things we're supposed to do to remove the cholesterol around our brain and try to slow up Alzheimer's Disease"

http://www.humorsphere.com/fun/8787/colortest.swf

lol try it.
i got 100% first go but nearly got owned int he first question lols.

MONDAY






Tuesday, July 7, 2009

FREE PIES

http://www.colesexpress.com.au/freepies.aspx
http://www.colesexpress.com.au/freepies.aspx
FREE PIES
last until 19th july

lol go hard.

esp simon. coles in box hill!

edit: lol actually id unno if theres a COLES EXPRESS at boxhill lol . noo idea. but yeh, theres none int he city. so thats a bit lame.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

wonderings

lol so like this morning i was meant to go to training which starts at 10, but for some reason my mind made me set my alarm off at 10. but luckily my friend you takes me there was sick today lol.
and sent a message that he wasn't going.
lol

i like realised my lateness halfway through eating congee, and then i looked at the clock and was like.. well it goes for three hours... so it starts at 11 and goes till 2? lol wtf!??!?! and that just discombobulated me for a few seconds lol
and then i got kinda disapointed that i coudltn' go training. lol

and so there were so many things to do at home, like install the new phone which could be attached to a line filter. lol
but because god hates me for unknown reasons, even with the line filter the net fails when the phone is ehhh 'active'. where active means it is being used to make or receive a call lols

so yeh, well at least it prevents me from dotaing during the day since the connection is open to getting owned lol.
but then if you think about it in that way, it means i have to dota more during the night lol

anyhow, my dad required assistance in the field of technology and me as the great technician i am lols, well as the first available helpdesk rather, helped him to configure the scanner thing for one of his work projects.
but what was just completelly lollers was that. on a piece of paper on his desk was written the url for this blog.
and that just completelly :O me
like my eyes just went really big.
lol
like i was just liek :O
perhaps my mouth wasn't open, coz i was still helping him, and didn' want him to be like :O why is my son :Oing
lol but the chances he woudl've done that if i was :Oing is probablly 0.00001 anyhways
lol
but yeh WHAT THE HELL
lol
i really really wonder where he got it from lol.
like really.
like i feel slightly insecure nows lol.
like i dont' know How he got it. lol
thats just strange.
strangeee
lol


anyways i got my PAYG summary the other day
i have like 628 tax withheld
i made about 9200 (gross) from telemrketing in the 08/09 financialy year
thats pretty lol. i must've spent a lot of money. coz i have less than 2000 left. well i started off with about 2000 before i started work lol.
lame tax!!! lols
im quite happy about the tax withheld part thoughs lol. even though it does contradict the whole disliking of tax issue lol
wlel 628 could be a camcorder money! lol
lol. alternatively i coudl just use it to save up for a motoring cycle

and yeh now i am in the need of applying for vac work applications and the like. the due date for most are 14/july
so it would be wise of me to begin soon, since a good application requires time. etc. lols

BUT my reasoning for applying is only second to my priority of playing dota lols. what a sad pasttime i have lol.

Friday, July 3, 2009

fuck need a new camera lols
so crap quality and bad lighting zomgs.

lol photos from last week as desired by mr. i-want-to-look-at-photos-from-your-camera-.....-oh-the-battery-has-now-died :D lol

lol ok
so yeh


lol the only hand movement jack knows

woops

trackstand!

jack:i can do it too lalala
lols (henry got it good but not on cameras lol)


lol peace!

skid number 1203128310 on a bad angle

woo

my arse looks big

lol technical analysis blah blah blah

ha! improvisations

im emo lols

i enjoy riding into bins

henry: your an idiot
lols

rest times

lol im so unfit. need to rest

woo my.. pedal clips.. lol is that what they're called? forgots lol


i like to play with my bike

esp playing with it at the bin!

pedal clips! lol

lol gayass

lolmeh lol cold.
ah what is jack doing

gg give up

attempting trackstand poserness

fails. omg bin is dirty. that so dirty.

lol slight success

omg what a noob!
can't take this!


lol bottle recycling process

looking at the stars lol

Thursday, July 2, 2009